Ethan Tremblay

How can you be ropeable at someone for snorting a legal substance from the chest of a willing participant? People need to get out more.

We get it, you speak to the players.

He was in Germany participating in what is now a tradition during Oktoberfest. The perpetually offended could do with a dose of snuff off a breast.

Dangerfield kept trying to pick himself.

Sugar and menthol? What a waste of a good breast.

Carlton have good players?

Breast-man for life.

Not a good look, I agree. But it wasn’t cocaine and it’s not an illegal substance. A non-story really.

Why do you think he’s going to get in serious trouble?

Lucky man. To be fair, the video going around was taken during Oktoberfest, what he’s snorting is a completely legal substance called Wiesn koks. Apparently he just likes the smell of it.

Does it involve swimming and breasts?

Jack Viney vs Nathan Jones Sam Frost vs Charlie Spargo Jake Lever vs James Harmes Joel Smith vs Christian Salem

I know right? Like O M G.

It’s like a place wherrrrrrre like you take a photo like and upload it tooooooo like the internet like and people like view it and stuff, it’s like totally random. You know like?

If it meant she’d get more Instagram followers she would.

“Carlton legend Tomas Bugg announces retirement”

Christian Petracca vs Jake Melksham Tim Smith vs Jordan Lewis Michael Hibberd vs Josh Wagner The non-selected are a little too clean cut for my liking.

The players have to have lives and hobbies outside of football. What risks they want to take in relation to extra-curricular activities is purely up to them.

Billy Stretch’s deltoids are elite. Baker isn’t a gangly kid anymore either, I think we’re going to be pleasantly surprised once he’s let off his chain.

He’s waiting in the sauna.

That's more vintage Demons.

Bedford over Nietschke is interesting. I have to admit, I'm also a fan of the pencil mo'. He almost had my vote.

Voting based on the players handsomeness Mitch Hannan vs Jay Kennedy-Harris Corey Wagner vs Austin Bradtke James Jordon vs Kade Chandler Toby Bedford vs Aaron Nietschke Charlie Spargo vs Declan Keilty Tough round this one, a couple are pretty much 50/50.

Wedding was Jan 5. Port were still on their mandatory 3 week break at that time.