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Collingwood managed to flood back every time into our fifty, preventing us from scoring, but left enough players in the corridor to rebound. Their run through the middle, with our (slower) players unable to catch them was impressive. In Alice Springs our forwards managed to get out the back many times and our players rebounded well out of defence. Today the players looked tired and flat and couldn’t keep up. Perhaps they needed a lighter week on the training track in the build up to such a big game-as suggested by Malthouse on the radio.

Thanks sweetie

It wouldn’t be surprising if Jake Melksham is out next game for a rest after his injury today.

The Carlton Football Club and all who sail in it at their Punce’s Park: $h1thole. Their arrogant supporters have all but disappeared. Rocket man should blast them off the face of the earth.

I hope the Greatest Waste of Space club withers on the vine and dies. It was a terrible idea to start another club de novo in Sydney where most people are only interested in rugby league, including the mass media. All those early draft picks we could have had... Plus they stole $cully from us to add insult to injury. Drop dead GWS!!!!

I did not have $exx with that woman..

Free rein: it’s an equestrian analogy: let the horse have its head by letting the reins go a bit, not free reign: that relates to royalty.

I’m amazed, gobsmacked in fact that AFL players tackle so half-heartedly on so many occasions. Try watching, or playing rugby league or union. If you tackled like a pu$$y you would never get a game again. In fact you just simply wouldn’t do it. Those guys know how to tackle and put you down., properly. Why don’t our coaches take some lessons from them or get some of their players to show AFL players how to tackle? Is it the arrogance or snobbery that separates the codes that prevents cross pollination?

More shallow end than depth.

Their = possessive pronoun denoting possession. they’re= short form of they are there= all other meanings of there. Thus endeth the English lesson for low education-achieving Demonlanders.

No no no not JKH. Useless.

Headless chook.

The defence was not the problem for 3.5 quarters. The scoring was the problem. We got it into our 50 often enough but couldn’t capitalize on it because of poor skills, fumbling, bombing it in long, missing targets by foot and missing shots on goal. They stacked our forward fifty with lots of their players so this put pressure on our forwards and contributed to fumbling and getting caught with the ball when trying to play on and kick goals or pass to team mates, resulting in turnovers and coast to coast goals to them. There was also some poor decision-making e.g Tyson kicking backwards into their forward 50 and missing the target by a mile instead of going forward. Late in the last quarter when the game was already lost the defence leaked. But by then the momentum was all their way. It was too late, we’d missed our multiple opportunities to score.

Weed is a weed. Gets brushed aside. I doubt he’ll be on the list come years end. He’s been useless at AFL level so far. Sack him like Comey.

Get jack watts to run by, take the handball and slot the goal. O, wait...he doesn’t play for us anymore.

Great commentary, hero.

Bashar al Assad and rocket man couldn’t make us beat the toiges. Sorry. Zero chance.

We’ll recruit Lance Franklin, Cyril Rioli, Nick Natanui, Josh Kennedy, Jarryd Roughead, Charlie Cameron, Eddie Betts, Ollie Wines and Alex Rance this week. Then we’ll beat Richmond. Or we’ll lose by 187.

Well, mission accomplished, although maybe not on Sunday. Why on earth do clubs like Hawthorn and Bashar Asaad’s lovely government have to keep cheating by bending the rules? Assaadhole keeps dropping poisonous [censored] on his friendly people and Clarkson keeps pushing our guys off the mark by ‘shepherding’ and semi legally gaining an extra 20metres? Stormy is cross. I’ve got my finger on the button. Watch out rocket man!

Prediction: 100 point slaughter of dees.

Hawthorn are an awesome team again. We are not. Yet...

Watch the game again yourself and you’ll see what i mean. Then watch them playing Richmond. Totally different effort.

I don’t believe Adelaide were trying last night. You can delete all my posts but you can’t hide the truth.

The adealaide team must have bets on against themselves. Their effort tonight was a joke.

It’s called the MCG. The AFL took it from us by making our home ground also the so-called home ground of scum clubs. Send them all back to their $hith0les.