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ManDee

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  1. Kade Chandler as Stevie Nicks?
  2. Flesh wound!
  3. Tell him he's dreaming!
  4. It took me ages, I forgot how to PM 😄
  5. My dog Rahni, My dog Rahni, doing what any self-respecting dee supporting dog does during the footy season 🙂
  6. Jane Bunn wet dream time. That is all that went through my mind. And stiffy, thanks for bringing it up.
  7. The ugly one looks like you BBO In the nicest possible way 🙂
  8. You know that the olfactory nerve is least sensitive during sleep, probably why my wife doesn't wake up gagging. So feel free to fart in your sleep, you won't smell it either.
  9. So if I understand this on a Friday night you can spend three hours to make $5. You could wash dishes at the pub for the same time and make $75. Now I understand the term punters. 🙂
  10. Whoa, binman says 3-5% annually, you suggest weekly. What if you lose the bank 1st week?
  11. You can get a 4-6% return on blue chip shares plus the possibility of capital appreciation. They rarely go broke or fall over. Gambling doesn't make sense by comparison.
  12. You can get $14 plastic seagulls?
  13. Seven years for (shall we say an indoor crime) Five with good behaviour (unlikely!)
  14. A Chokito in the water had the desired effect
  15. Much of the land was my uncles dairy farm and market garden. He hated the encroaching suburbia and moved to the bush (Clyde). Lightning strikes twice now Casey fields. 😄
  16. Ms War and Mr Bub a Peppermint Slice is a biscuit the others are poor children's confectionery.
  17. So Brad Green was correct.
  18. Still Hawny then?
  19. Do you have a broken arm Steve?
  20. Ok, we agree to stand down. I did offer an apology and that I may have missed something. But Jack Nicholson polishing Percy seemed to be a bridge to far. Sword back in scabbard. Go Dees!
  21. Wow, comprehension not your strong point. Interesting you showed yourself in a white jacket trying to understand humour.
  22. John I will not attempt to explain humour. Obviously my attempt at humour was lost on you, I am sorry.
  23. I thought you got off those shoplifting charges Ethan.
  24. Eye on the ball! Can I presume that you can run into a player at any time and cause as much damage as you like if you are looking at the ball with no penalty? Ludicrous! A duty of care surely involves checking the whereabouts of other players (& umpires) prior to attacking the ball so as not to harm others. JVR did not harm but may have hurt. JVR clearly set out to spoil. If JVR had intended to hurt he could have done so easily. JVR was concerned after the spoil as can be seen from his reaction. The AFL I believe want it on record that they tried to stamp out head impact but may have been thwarted by clubs appealing. Free JVR!