Elusive Tunbridge

Gone. He'll be sent straight to the tribunal, three weeks down to two with an early plea, and Roos will send him to the naughty corner. Other teams will look to provoke him until he proves he can control his temper.

Any ginger wearing 13 is all right with me.

So wrong in so many ways.

If you want to believe a club official at the AGM, back at you.

I thought the possibility of a twelve-month suspension figured in the decision to offer Melksham four years rather than three. Trying to read the minds of the notoriously closed-mouthed Melbourne FD.

Might be worth giving him a go, if Goodwin likes him, but I expect Essendon to price him out of the market.

Butter wouldn't melt in your mouth, old dee.

Cut White and you'll wind up getting another rookie on the same money - you have to fill the list. He'll stay. Jamar's retirement would free up some money, but the salary cap is certainly an issue. Confident it will be sorted.

Agreed, CF. Bilious History is a special branch of fantasy fiction.

I'd like to see Aish at MFC. After the last round of trades/drafting I'm confident that if our selectors think he's worth getting, they won't pay overs for him.

A vandenBeg/newton type? Would that be like an apple/orange?

Of course you would. We all know that.

American Sniper - bad in so many ways. Eastwood claims it's "... the biggest anti-war statement (in) any film". Chatting to the chair again.

Agreed. In the best of all possible worlds, Ollie is in the Port LG.

But then, if we had drafted Wines, he might have had a career-ending injury at his first training session and we might still have got Petracca and Brayshaw. Endless vistas of speculation...