Demonland

You'll all be happy to know that the turf arrived safely.

Talk about burying the lead. Last paragraph of the article. There are lots of rumours about Clayton Oliver, his management and Melbourne have repeatedly and categorically denied he is going anywhere in the trade period. I will trust them over anything else, even if Carlton is keen - his agent and the Dees simply say it won‘t happen.

Imagine the whining on here not hitting 150.

A- Alice Springs. Happy hunting ground. B- Backline. Finally found the non-leaking version. C- Cairns & Covid. How a season was ruined. D- Demonland. Mental Health facility run by the inmates. E- The grade you get when you don’t make F- F- Finals. What are they? G- Goals. Lack of them. Need a forward who can kick them….lots! H- Hub. Where players got to live with people you can’t stand. I- Injuries. Miracle cure provided by Dr. Burgess. J- Joeboy. Describing a game in 3 words, where others need a manuscript. K- Kennett. Still the mouthpiece for irrelevant club wanting to play in Tasmania. L- Learnings. Favourite quote from the Coach, but have we actually learnt anything? M- MFCSS. Still strong, especially after another year of falling at the last hurdle. N- Night Grand Final. Could only happen in Queensland. O- Off-season. The time to increase the capacity of the Demonland server. P- Petracca. No longer have to use that other P word (potential) around him anymore. Q- Quarantine. Long and difficult word that some players didn’t understand. R- Ruckmen. Still the best playing for the Red and Blue. S- Shafted. Condition caused by multiple short breaks, long bus and plane trips, and AFL fixturing. T- Tribunal. Place where penalties are handed out based on ladder position. U- Umpires. Made rules up, instead of applying rules. V- Victoria. A place where Australian Rules used to be played. W- West Coast. Where it all started to go wrong. X- X. Former players who got delisted. Y- Y? Why do we keep coming back? At least Yze has. Z- Zzzz. What to do until the tennis is finished, and none too soon.

Worth looking at. It’s unlikely that he’s going to get a game at the Cats with the big name KPFs.

BYO

With Jeremy Cameron going to the Cats ...

Sad to admit it but without $$$ or the high draft picks to trade we are not a destination club.

Exactly. I can understand the situation in Victoria is different and if the player had been here then I can accept that. I also understand that Brisbane are out and are presumably not hubbing anymore (were they even in a hub this year?) and therefore out of the AFL's strict rules. However if that is the case why were they all sitting on top of each other? If it's about optics then why were they all not socially distanced throughout the night? A few weeks ago at the All Australian presentation Fages presented Neale with the Coaches Award and the Players Association MVP.

I've added a poll.

How many off-season surgeries do we have this year?