Demonland

That doesn't sound great. Does he need surgery? Players usually miss a month with fractured cheekbones. My MFCSS is tingling.

In deference to the new world order and the movement to change place names to something more appropriate to the current time, may I suggest “Wankaratta”?

2020 NAB AFL WOMEN’S DRAFT ORDER FIRST ROUND 1 Richmond 2 West Coast Eagles 3 Western Bulldogs 4 Adelaide Crows 5 Geelong Cats 6 St Kilda 7 Gold Coast SUNS 8 Brisbane Lions 9 GWS GIANTS 10 Collingwood 11 Melbourne 12 Carlton 13 North Melbourne 14 Fremantle 15 Richmond 16 West Coast Eagles SECOND ROUND 17 Richmond 18 West Coast Eagles 19 Western Bulldogs 20 Adelaide Crows 21 Geelong Cats 22 St Kilda 23 Gold Coast SUNS 24 Brisbane Lions 25 GWS GIANTS 26 Collingwood 27 Melbourne 28 Carlton 29 North Melbourne 30 Fremantle THIRD ROUND 31 Richmond 32 West Coast Eagles 33 Western Bulldogs 34 Adelaide Crows 35 Geelong Cats 36 St Kilda 37 Gold Coast SUNS 38 Brisbane Lions 39 GWS GIANTS 40 Collingwood 41 Melbourne 42 Carlton 43 North Melbourne 44 Fremantle

Max and the Truck are the front runners... 77. Max Gawn 66. Christian Petracca 50. Jack Viney 43. Clayton Oliver 24. Steven May 21. Ed Langdon 19. Michael Hibberd 13. Oscar McDonald 12. Angus Brayshaw 7. James Harmes 6. Mitch Hannan Jake Lever Kysaiah Pickett Trent Rivers 5. Adam Tomlinson 4. Tom McDonald Christian Salem 3. Jayden Hunt Sam Weideman 2. Jay Lockhart

One of the Hawthorn Football Club’s valued sponsors is Azep® Nasal Spray and given the thrashing handed out to the Hawks in today’s game, it would appear that they need a huge supply of the sponsor’s product because they are simply on the nose. This condition was caused by the sheer dominance of the Demons, led magnificently by skipper Max Gawn with 27 hitouts and 22 disposals including two clearances. Around him in the middle were Christian Petracca with 29 touches, Clayton Oliver (also on 29), Jack Viney (19 with 6 tackles) and Angus Brayshaw (16) who collectively made the Hawthorn mids look like under-age footballers. The makers of Azep® Nasal Spray claim that their product “works in 15 minutes” which is precisely what happened for Hawthorn in this game. They led Melbourne until just after the 15 minute mark of the first term when Mitch Hannan booted the team’s second goal which levelled the scores. After that nothing worked for Al Clarkson’s men. In the end, the result blew out to a 43 point win, but when the Hawks challenged in the the third quarter, the Demons simply responded with more of the same and blew the half time difference of five goals out to seven. Importantly, the Melbourne set up and defensive structures denied Hawthorn their traditional possession, kick and chip game. Time and time again, they found nowhere to go with no options other than down the line. And there waited the giant figure of Max Gawn who took eight telling marks, nearly all contested. Hawthorn’s other avenue to goal, Isaac Smith was blanketed completely by Brayshaw and Aaron vandenBerg on one wing, which allowed Ed Langdon to run riot on the other. It wasn’t just the touches Ed amassed, but the run and carry which simply upset the opposition’s defences, since they didn’t know whether to stay back or come forward. With all this drive from up the field, the forwards had a party. Firstly, Bayley Fritsch with a couple of majors early on, then Kysiah Pickett, Harley Bennell and Hannan again chimed in with more before half time. However, the big effect was from Sam Weidemann and Luke Jackson who combined for four goals between them by simply taking the tallest and best Hawthorn defenders away, leaving the Melbourne smalls to have their own field day. Best on ground was Christian Petracca, who produced the type of game that the Melbourne faithful have been wanting to see now for a couple of years. Brute strength and a strong vertical leap troubled the opposition all game, and he is now playing with the confidence which will see him become something special in the future. Once again, the backs held together strongly. The addition of Oscar McDonald has been the missing link in the defence, and he just plays that goal-keeper role so well when he doesn’t have to play on the oppositions best and biggest forwards. Steven May and Jake Lever can just go about their business, Oscar becomes the back-stop and Michael Hibberd and Christian Salem run it out to start the attacking moves up the ground. The whole line just worked like clockwork, so barring any injuries this should be the defence to stay in place for the season. Harley Bennell showed his adept skills again with some telling touches early on, and while he faded in the second half, it was to be expected since he has been a long time out of the game. While he remains uninjured, his confidence builds, his fitness will improve and he is becoming the good news story of the season. For the second week in a row, the defensive structures were right. The two tall forwards proved not only right, but a vital component of what became a seven goal win. With Max dropping back into the defence, and Jackson picking up the ruck duties up forward everything went the way the doctor ordered. This brings the side to within a game of the eight with a game in hand. The season is back on track, and the players are playing an exciting brand of football. It wasn’t just a win, it was the sort of football that the fans want to see — even if they can’t be there to see it! While the winds blowing down Glenferrie Road, Hawthorn are smelling decidedly foul, things are different down Melbourne way where we are sensing a very different and more pleasant fragrance that promises something exciting in the breeze. The club still has virtually a full list to choose from, it definitely has a new found belief and is working its way into form. It remains to be seen what this belief can produce from here but it also promising something that smells very, very nice! MELBOURNE 3.2.20 7.3.45 11.6.72 14.7.91 HAWTHORN 1.2.8 2.3.15 4.6.30 7.6.48 GOALS Melbourne Weideman 3 Fritsch Hannan Pickett 2 Bennell Jackson Melksham Petracca Viney Hawthorn Gunston 3 Wingard 2 Morris O’Meara BEST Melbourne Petracca Gawn Oliver Viney May Weideman Langdon Hawthorn Frost Sicily Day Henderson Gunston INJURIES Melbourne Nil Hawthorn O'Brien (left ankle) REPORTS Melbourne Nil Hawthorn Nil UMPIRES Fisher Deboy Fleer VENUE Giants Stadium

We were their bunnies for so long so good to get it back.

Last time I give the keys to @Whispering_Jack

Your votes for today's game please - 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Lockhart has been average

Weid clunking them left right and center.

So many play on not 15 for us. They can kick any length they want.

Come on Weid. Kick this.

Lazy defending by the Dees.

Well done mullet head.

Why do they get an hour to kick after a mark and we have to play on after 3 seconds.

Weid starting to get some confidence in the marking department.