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I have a spare spot in the king size bed in my hotel room. Only left hand side available. Non-snorer preferred.

Special time tonight because real life. Join @Grapeviney, @Supermercado, and I tonight at 8:30pm as talk about the win over the Hawks and cast our eye on the game in Perth. Listen & Chat LIVE: http://demonland.com/podcast Call: 03 9016 3666 Skype: Demonland31 Paging @binman to keep the superstitious dream alive.

I don't hate the Eagles but having said that I don't love them either. Much prefer Freo over them. I went over for the Round 22 game and sat next to a lovely older Eagles supporter who was a great bloke pre-match until he questioned every blatant free kick. I love a good boo at the umpires but the Eagles were booing everything. Even the blatant rip the head off frees. It was bias beyond anything I've ever seen. Glad you're onboard even if it's only to [censored] off your Eagles mates. We'll take all the support we can get. As another poster asked where abouts are you sitting? Happy to shout you a beer too if you're in the vicinity.

I can haz Andrew Brayshaw?

Even with the auto-selections of Jones, Viney, Max and Clarry you'd think Brayshaw or TMac would sneak in ahead of Melk. No offence to Melk as he's had some great numbers attributed to him this year.

I'm not sure but maybe captains get an automatic invite.

Max Gawn, Nathan Jones, Jake Melksham, Clayton Oliver, Jack Viney I reckon TMac and Brayshaw stiff to miss.

Welcome to the team. Hope someone can help you out.

Never skied a day in my life. Never been to the snow. Never even seen snow. Wife does have a Range Rover but not in a stereotypical Melbourne way.

Final training before the team heads off West. Who's going?

Did I mentioned there is nothing to see here?

That's a tricky and risky one. I've never seen them check the tickets at the footy in regards to adult and junior/concession and the entry barcode machines at the G don't appear to have any indication on the other side as to whether the barcode scanned is a child or adult. At Etihad there are screens above that say child or adult. Having said that I don't know if this will be different at the Grand Final or if they will check it at the entry to the bay. Depends on the sharpness of the attendant. I'd be nervous about risking it but it's your call. Demonland accepts no responsibility.

They are most likely using an auto emailer to send all the information out so depending on your surname people will get them at staggered times. Mine is early on in the alphabet.

As long as you know your membership barcode (on the reverse of your membership card) then the link above has all the relevant information you need. Wednesday is the allocated day and your allocated time depends on your type of membership.

Jetta and Neal-Bullen too. ? https://www.triplem.com.au/sport/afl/news/demons-ruckman-max-gawn-missing-from-melbourne-training?station=melbourne