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The obvious way for us to win this week

joeboy
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What if the players agreed to pool their pay for this week's match and surreptitiously place an enormous bet at the exorbitant odds being offered on the Dees to win the game .

Not only would there subsequently be an extra incentive to win , they could also make a serious dent in the club's profit / loss statement .

Yes , I know this is completely illegal , but there are ways and means - just ask Carlton .

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    Good idea.

    *Calls his club contacts*

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    What if the players agreed to pool their pay for this week's match and surreptitiously place an enormous bet at the exorbitant odds being offered on the Dees to win the game .

    Not only would there subsequently be an extra incentive to win , they could also make a serious dent in the club's profit / loss statement .

    It'd make a serious dent in the player's wage for that week :P

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    What if we tell the cat's to turn there clocks forward one hour not back and get a two hour start on them.

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    which would prob give them 5-10 mins of play....... we would still lose, we would probably be still running around in circles, actually around the center circle.

    Thats it! We have been crap since that center circle due to white no being able jump, but the other thing we did not realise is all our players thought thats the new way to play football, handballing in circles.

    Get rid of the Circle!

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