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Game Day - Port Adelaide v Melbourne

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Did anyone else notice Bell shrink away from the confrontation earlier in the quarter after giving away a free for the shepherd?

 
Agree, however we need new players across the ground, the list of what we need is (and in order of importance):

1. Quick and talented one grab midfielder (x2)

2. CHF

3. Ruckman

4. Small forward

Don't disagree we need all of the above, but who plays CHB in your team? I don't see a CHB on our list.

 
Don't disagree we need all of the above, but who plays CHB in your team? I don't see a CHB on our list.

well, for a start Bizzell can play down there as well as Carroll but for some reason only known to the coach they were dropped


well, for a start Bizzell can play down there as well as Carroll but for some reason only known to the coach they were dropped

and Rivers next year

over 100 down now, healy has declared carlton winners in round 22 by 8 goals. we can only hope.

and Rivers next year

Comrades, if they lose by 100 points, I am going to ring the farkin' club tomorrow and ask someone to ring me back and why I should fork out good money for bad in 2008, my two kids included, as I have stupidly done so since 1982.

this is a disgrace. we might as well be back in 1981.

Biffinator.

 

Comrades, if they lose by 100 points, I am going to ring the farkin' club tomorrow and ask someone to ring me back and why I should fork out good money for bad in 2008, my two kids included, as I have stupidly done so since 1982.

this is a disgrace. we might as well be back in 1981.

Biffinator.

Get used to it.

I think this season is going to be indicative of the years to come my friends. Some painnnnnnful years

I don't care which 22 are playing you cannot treat the supporters like idoits. The lack of care for the coach and staff of the club as well as the Jumper and particularly the supporters is a disgrace.


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Our new plan B

IN DANNERS CARROL BIZZ JOHNSONS (All of them ) and HEART.

Until we show some I will need convincing to buy next years membership

We tell the press that we didn't go hard enough, we didn't play to an Afl standard in other words go read the last 16 weeks worth of excuses.

Much like most of our players, I simply don't give a [censored] about this season anymore, but for the love of god can they please PLEASE put Robbo and especially Neita on ice? The man is one serious injury away from retirement, so what is the point of playing him?

I hate what this club has become. It really really breaks my heart, and I hope above all that whoever coaches us next year, brings with him a change in attitude and perception, because at the moment we are a sad joke.


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