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PRESEASON TRAINING: Friday 21st November 2025

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10 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Xavier Taylor is wearing #19

And some slightly unhinged cheer squad nuffie met him before any of the players did. He got a warm welcome hug from her and now he’s probs questioning the draft results 😅


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PLAYERS PRESENT:

JVR, Langford, Windsor, Mihocek, Lever, CJ, Gawn, Kolt, Culley, Laurie, Bowey, Lindsay, Jefferson, Howes, Adams, Sharp, Sparrow, Petty, Kozzy, Chandler, Mentha, Campbell, Heath, Kentfield, Henderson, Berry, Taylor, Johnson

PLAYERS ABSENT:

May, Salem TMac, Melksham*, Langdon, Viney, Turner, McAdam, Rivers, Fritsch

* POSTSCRIPT:

Jake Melksham was a late arrival and joined in some drills after warming up.

Ricky Mentha has a mild hamstring niggle as well as a mild achilles niggle. I told him he needs to soak in a Radox bath and he looked at me like I’d sprouted a second head.

 
1 minute ago, Demonland said:

PLAYERS PRESENT:

JVR, Langford, Windsor, Mihocek, Lever, CJ, Gawn, Kolt, Culley, Laurie, Bowey, Lindsay, Jefferson, Howes, Adams, Sharp, Sparrow, Petty, Kozzy, Chandler, Mentha, Campbell, Heath, Kentfield, Henderson, Berry, Taylor

May, Salem TMac, Melksham, Langdon, Viney, Turner, McAdam, Rivers, Fritsch, Johnson

No Latrelle Pickett? Assuming he’s home packing then! Love Taylor couldn’t believe he got thru.. love your work GW as always

JT, though. Aka Cheshire Cat. He’s so relaxed and content. He said we were always getting Trelly and he doesn’t know why everyone’s making such a deal of it. Cheeky bugger. I’ve never seen him smile so much.

Trelly’s not here but just hearing Koz talk about him is enough for me. Koz is absolutely stoked. He’s walking on flippin air.


10 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Warm up drill with player long kicking from half back to a player in the middle and then run past for the handball to kick to a player on half forward. 

Xavier Taylor looks composed marking and kicking well. 

I've heard enough..... Round 1 locked in for XT. 🤣


Jiath moves impressively in end to end stuff. Just gave Culley a ‘don’t argue’ that put him on his back!

Ball in at the pocket ar one end then working it quickly to a couple key forwards at the other. Attacking team outnumbering defenders roughly 10 to 4. Very quick movement with the next play starting as soon as the deepest forward gets it, plenty of running in this one. The got players resting on the sidelines and swapping in every few plays but the seem absolutely buggered when they come off.


 
2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Prepare for your houses to be trained down. Taylor just collected a ground ball sold some candy whilst moving laterally through traffic gave off a hand ball kept running and received it back before pin point kicking it long down field.

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