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18 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

I'm adamant he'll stand and deliver.

Oi bud, have you been reading the most recent training thread? There was a f/s prospect training with the boys. Richo told us to not say who this kid’s dad is. Folks have been throwing names out and yesterday someone actually named the right player but I can’t remember who. Since you’re the puzzle King, perhaps you’ll work it out. He played 100+ games for us and 30-something games with his second club. End of clues. See? It sucks when a puzzle-setter is a tight-arze with clues, huh. 😜😝😘

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2 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Oi bud, have you been reading the most recent training thread? There was a f/s prospect training with the boys. Richo told us to not say who this kid’s dad is. Folks have been throwing names out and yesterday someone actually named the right player but I can’t remember who. Since you’re the puzzle King, perhaps you’ll work it out. He played 100+ games for us and 30-something games with his second club. End of clues. See? It sucks when a puzzle-setter is a tight-arze with clues, huh. 😜😝😘

I'm thinking of a respectable nuggety red-head? Basically freckles sewn together into human-shaped form?

Only other candidate I can think of is right at the other end of the 'conventional beauty' scale and given the spouse at the time the easiest way to identify the boy would be whether or not they are a clear biological advancement on regular mortals.

8 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

I'm thinking of a respectable nuggety red-head? Basically freckles sewn together into human-shaped form?

Only other candidate I can think of is right at the other end of the 'conventional beauty' scale and given the spouse at the time the easiest way to identify the boy would be whether or not they are a clear biological advancement on regular mortals.

Let’s just say we were surprised the kid isn’t a ranga. 


3 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Let’s just say we were surprised the kid isn’t a ranga. 

I am now more confused than I was before.

3 hours ago, Demonstone said:

I'm adamant he'll stand and deliver.

I see what you did there. Nicely played.

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