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Dees Announce 2 International Home Games From 2025

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6 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

A lovely lady, that I hooked up with nearly 20 years ago, messaged me out of the blue this morning asking if I wanted to meet our teenage son. 

You'd have many of those, ET

😎😎😎

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    8 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    A lovely lady, that I hooked up with nearly 20 years ago, messaged me out of the blue this morning asking if I wanted to meet our teenage son. 

    It wasn’t your wife saying ‘ET phone home’?

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    2 hours ago, Wizard of Koz said:

    I fessed up just before dinner.  Best April fools day joke ever.  My family is cool. My wife said I will get you back at sometime  over the next 12 months when you totally unexpect it and it will be at least double the stress value.

    Kids thought it was hilarious.  Hugs, kisses and laughter all around. 

    Your kids think it’s hilarious to be raced off to mum’s work on Easter Monday with mum crying while driving? I don’t even wanna know if they knew her reason for crying. Anyways, good on you for having a wife with a most unusual sense of humour…

     

     

    …. and an abundance of patience. 

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    17 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    A lovely lady, that I hooked up with nearly 20 years ago, messaged me out of the blue this morning asking if I wanted to meet our teenage son. 

    She probably remembers it as the best three minutes of her life.

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    18 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    A lovely lady, that I hooked up with nearly 20 years ago, messaged me out of the blue this morning asking if I wanted to meet our teenage son. 

    It happens

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