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What They're Saying at Alberton Oval / Shelbyville

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3 hours ago, Demonstone said:

"Pordadlaide" is three syllables.  :D

It’s two syllables if you’re Luke Darcy: “Pohr laid”

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    14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    It’s two syllables if you’re Luke Darcy: “Pohr laid”

    Darcy couldnt spel Poor Aderlaid

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    I thought the umpiring let a lot go both ways. Paying the mark for a mark in the third row of level 1 got me started and then it was the ducking. I thought we got a few marks paid that weren’t 15m (not a free, I know, but we got away with a few). Free kicks ultimately even, or we were +1. But I guess if you’re a power fan you expect to win the free kick count by at least +10 at home, so rightfully [censored] off with the umpiring.

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    5 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

    Pre 2021, we didn’t underachieve, we just sucked or were in a rebuild. We never finished inside the top 4, and we did extremely well in 2018 to make a prelim from 6th (?) and lose to the eventual premiers at home. 

    You can definitely argue that we’ve underperformed since 2021, finishing top 4 and not winning a final. Now imagine that but for like 10 years 😂
     

    Similar to the Daniher years?
    When we were watching Port win a flag while wondering what it'd be like.
    Which we wondered for another 17years.

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    14 hours ago, dl4e said:

    They are nothing  more than the SA version of the filth. Utter gutter snipes. If anyone watches a replay of the game take note of some of camera shots of the crowd. It resembles a shot of wild life and some 4th rated Moscow zoo.

    Hilarious comment, but also true🤣😂😅🥰

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