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Tracca and Oliver are Gods

Previously known as LITD.
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1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Nibbler has been terrible in front of the big sticks this season with 3 goals 12 behinds. 

He has 82 goals 64 behinds throughout his career. 

Yea but your last sentence revealed how much he turned things around.

If I had to have anyone to have to kick a winning goal...it would be Tmac pre ankle issue of course......Kozzie.....The FRIDGE MAGNET and I can't believe I'm saying this but probably big MAX.

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    1 hour ago, DubDee said:

    Apologies, the wtf was meant as a flippant gag.
    Cheers, Dub

    All good my delightful dubdee demonlander.

    To be honest I'm a little peeved with myself  at starting this thread. 

    Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

    Benjamin Franklin

    Edited by leave it to deever

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    I love you Dubdee.

    That wasn't even that hard to say.

    Of course if we lose today I may recant.

    Get well soon Mr Gawn.

    Edited by leave it to deever

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    16 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Nibbler has been terrible in front of the big sticks this season with 3 goals 12 behinds. 

    He has 82 goals 64 behinds throughout his career. 

    Was a deadeye last year snagging goals from the boundary, hopefully he discovers that form in front of the sticks again, last week was a good start with the checkside goal.

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    14 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    I love you Dubdee.

    That wasn't even that hard to say.

    Of course if we lose today I may recant.

    Get well soon Mr Gawn.

    This has been quite the emotional Rollacoaster!

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    3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    This has been quite the emotional Rollacoaster!

    Yes indeed..it goes with the 57 year flag hiatus.....which I guess in saving money by not receiving counselling is probably the root of my rage from time to time.

    Only back to back cups can cure me

    .But I do feel it has brought us much closer together and that one day may rage may subside....especially with dear I say it... 4 delightful premierships in a row.

    Enjoy the game everyone. 

    To be honest Im upset I have to go on date night with the missus and can't go to the game.

    If anyone wants to go instead....... her name is Bec and the restaurant is Wang's in Bentleigh at 6.30pm.

    Cheers

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    On 6/29/2022 at 6:26 AM, Gorgoroth said:

    Petracca has kicked 20+ points, I wish it was only 11. 
    mind you he should have had a goal last week but Fritta was selfish.

    Don't mind the odd selfish fwd.

    Cost us a goal true but greedy fwds often get the job done.

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    2 hours ago, Jontee said:

    Where have you been?  Get a life. 🙂

    Trac and Ollie are GODzillas

     

    Trac ..King Kong

    Oliver.....Godzilla

     

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    2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    Don't mind the odd selfish fwd.

    Cost us a goal true but greedy fwds often get the job done.

    But their is selfish and plain dumb. And that was plain dumb.

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    2 hours ago, Gorgoroth said:

    But their is selfish and plain dumb. And that was plain dumb.

    Yea. I'd say that's true. There was no contrition either😃

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    Thread title is bang on...

    Content of thread is hilarious!

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