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Crystal Ball 2022 predictions

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Back again ladies and gents. Time to rub your balls and gaze into them. It’s not weird. It’s science.

Who would’ve thought that predicting a Melbourne premiership is now the safe bet, as opposed to the one-eyed ramblings of a mad person?

Ask Santa for some precognitive powers and place your predictions posthaste.

Join this good looking bunch of elite ball gazers.

DCB honour roll

2016 - wretched sylph
2017 - ding
2018 - Skuit
2019 - Demon Dude
2020 - Bring-Back-Powell
2021 - deebug/The Oracle


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MFC predictions

Ladder position at the end of the H&A season (1 point):
Position at the end of the season e.g. stage of finals (1 point):
B&F top 5 (1 point for correct inclusion, 1 point for correct place):
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

(1 point each)
B&F Best Young Player:
B&F Coaches Award:
Leading goalkicker:
Most marks:

(1 point for correct guess, -1 for incorrect guess)
All Australian MFC 40-man squad selections:
All Australian MFC final 22 selections:

(Exact guess is 5 points, within 1 is 4 points etc.)
Number of…
Ben Brown goals:
Jack Viney tackles:
Max Gawn Brownlow votes:
Biggest winning margin:

Other non-obvious MFC predictions (1 point each):

 

AFL predictions 

(1 point each)
Premier:
Runner-up:
Wooden spoon:
Biggest mover up the ladder:
Biggest slider down the ladder:
Brownlow medal:
Norm Smith medal:
Coleman medal:
Rising star:

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    1 minute ago, P-man said:

    Back again ladies and gents. Time to rub your balls and gaze into them. It’s not weird. It’s science.

    Who would’ve thought that predicting a Melbourne premiership is now the safe bet, as opposed to the one-eyed ramblings of a mad person?

    Ask Santa for some precognitive powers and place your predictions posthaste.

    Join this good looking bunch of elite ball gazers.

    DCB honour roll

    2016 - wretched sylph
    2017 - ding
    2018 - Skuit
    2019 - Demon Dude
    2020 - Bring-Back-Powell
    2021 - deebug/The Oracle


    (copy and paste)

    MFC predictions

    Ladder position at the end of the H&A season (1 point):
    Position at the end of the season e.g. stage of finals (1 point):
    B&F top 5 (1 point for correct inclusion, 1 point for correct place):
    1.
    2.
    3.
    4.
    5.

    (1 point each)
    Best young player:
    Coaches award:
    Leading goalkicker:
    Most marks:

    (1 point for correct guess, -1 for incorrect guess)
    All Australian MFC 40-man squad selections:
    All Australian MFC final 22 selections:

    (Exact guess is 5 points, within 1 is 4 points etc.)
    Number of…
    Ben Brown goals:
    Jack Viney tackles:
    Max Gawn Brownlow votes:
    Biggest winning margin:

    Other non-obvious MFC predictions (1 point each):

     

    AFL predictions 

    (1 point each)
    Premier:
    Runner-up:
    Wooden spoon:
    Biggest mover up the ladder:
    Biggest slider down the ladder:
    Brownlow medal:
    Norm Smith medal:
    Coleman medal:
    Rising star:

    Ladder position at the end of the home and away season 1st

    Ladder position after finals 1st

    top 5 B&F

    1 Petracca

    2 Gawn

    3 Oliver

    4 May

    5 Salem

     

    Best young player Bowey

    coaches award Petracca

    Leading goal kicker  Ben Brown

    Most marks Lever

    AA 40 man squad Oliver, Petracca, Gawn, Salem, May, Lever, Fritsch, Ben Brown

    Ben Brown goals 60

    Viney tackles 100

    Gawn votes 16

    biggest winning margain 97 points

    Premier Melbourne

    Runner up Brisbane

    wooden spoon Gold Coast

    biggest move up the ladder Carlton

    brownlow medal Petracca

    norm smith medal Oliver

    coleman medal Ben Brown

    rising star Bowey

     

     

     

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    38 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Back to Back ‘22

    Would be very nice

    Just watching the Collingwood loss now as I work my way through the season.

    It seems like we played with leaden boots that day

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    9 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Would be very nice

    Just watching the Collingwood loss now as I work my way through the season.

    It seems like we played with leaden boots that day

    Always room for improvement 

    17 Teams are going to come after us next year. 
    It will be interesting to see how the MFC react

    I am confident we will do ok

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