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Back again ladies and gents. Time to rub your balls and gaze into them. It’s not weird. It’s science.

Who would’ve thought that predicting a Melbourne premiership is now the safe bet, as opposed to the one-eyed ramblings of a mad person?

Ask Santa for some precognitive powers and place your predictions posthaste.

Join this good looking bunch of elite ball gazers.

DCB honour roll

2016 - wretched sylph
2017 - ding
2018 - Skuit
2019 - Demon Dude
2020 - Bring-Back-Powell
2021 - deebug/The Oracle


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MFC predictions

Ladder position at the end of the H&A season (1 point):
Position at the end of the season e.g. stage of finals (1 point):
B&F top 5 (1 point for correct inclusion, 1 point for correct place):
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

(1 point each)
B&F Best Young Player:
B&F Coaches Award:
Leading goalkicker:
Most marks:

(1 point for correct guess, -1 for incorrect guess)
All Australian MFC 40-man squad selections:
All Australian MFC final 22 selections:

(Exact guess is 5 points, within 1 is 4 points etc.)
Number of…
Ben Brown goals:
Jack Viney tackles:
Max Gawn Brownlow votes:
Biggest winning margin:

Other non-obvious MFC predictions (1 point each):

 

AFL predictions 

(1 point each)
Premier:
Runner-up:
Wooden spoon:
Biggest mover up the ladder:
Biggest slider down the ladder:
Brownlow medal:
Norm Smith medal:
Coleman medal:
Rising star:

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1 minute ago, P-man said:

Back again ladies and gents. Time to rub your balls and gaze into them. It’s not weird. It’s science.

Who would’ve thought that predicting a Melbourne premiership is now the safe bet, as opposed to the one-eyed ramblings of a mad person?

Ask Santa for some precognitive powers and place your predictions posthaste.

Join this good looking bunch of elite ball gazers.

DCB honour roll

2016 - wretched sylph
2017 - ding
2018 - Skuit
2019 - Demon Dude
2020 - Bring-Back-Powell
2021 - deebug/The Oracle


(copy and paste)

MFC predictions

Ladder position at the end of the H&A season (1 point):
Position at the end of the season e.g. stage of finals (1 point):
B&F top 5 (1 point for correct inclusion, 1 point for correct place):
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

(1 point each)
Best young player:
Coaches award:
Leading goalkicker:
Most marks:

(1 point for correct guess, -1 for incorrect guess)
All Australian MFC 40-man squad selections:
All Australian MFC final 22 selections:

(Exact guess is 5 points, within 1 is 4 points etc.)
Number of…
Ben Brown goals:
Jack Viney tackles:
Max Gawn Brownlow votes:
Biggest winning margin:

Other non-obvious MFC predictions (1 point each):

 

AFL predictions 

(1 point each)
Premier:
Runner-up:
Wooden spoon:
Biggest mover up the ladder:
Biggest slider down the ladder:
Brownlow medal:
Norm Smith medal:
Coleman medal:
Rising star:

Ladder position at the end of the home and away season 1st

Ladder position after finals 1st

top 5 B&F

1 Petracca

2 Gawn

3 Oliver

4 May

5 Salem

 

Best young player Bowey

coaches award Petracca

Leading goal kicker  Ben Brown

Most marks Lever

AA 40 man squad Oliver, Petracca, Gawn, Salem, May, Lever, Fritsch, Ben Brown

Ben Brown goals 60

Viney tackles 100

Gawn votes 16

biggest winning margain 97 points

Premier Melbourne

Runner up Brisbane

wooden spoon Gold Coast

biggest move up the ladder Carlton

brownlow medal Petracca

norm smith medal Oliver

coleman medal Ben Brown

rising star Bowey

 

 

 

 
38 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Back to Back ‘22

Would be very nice

Just watching the Collingwood loss now as I work my way through the season.

It seems like we played with leaden boots that day

9 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Would be very nice

Just watching the Collingwood loss now as I work my way through the season.

It seems like we played with leaden boots that day

Always room for improvement 

17 Teams are going to come after us next year. 
It will be interesting to see how the MFC react

I am confident we will do ok


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