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After this round  i have a feeling the entire Umpire Fraternity have no idea and join the AFL in ignorant bliss as to the end of season.

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    19 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I love Jason Bennett and Nigel Carmody in commentary. Idk why they can’t be used on Fri and Sat nights. 

    Taylor polls well with Filth and Bunt road. It's all about the money. 

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    18 hours ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    If Port Adelaide were switched on they could create a 'prison bars' version of their indigenous jersey to wear during the two weeks that cover the Sir Doug Nicholls rounds to get around the rules. 

    If:

    • E = mc2  is wrong (I know, there's a question mark this week),
    • Michael Jackson wasn't a weirdo, and
    • Buddy Franklin is a good full-back,

    then Port Adelaide were are switched on.

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    16 hours ago, layzie said:

    I don’t really detest any clubs these days. But it does go MFC first and everyone else second (Which may as well be last)

    Just off the top of my head, reasons to detest . . . 

    Filth

    • Eddie, eddie, eddie,
    • Mark 'insolvency specialist' Korda who's overseen the insolvency of their football team and the ineligibility of a new board member,
    • Joffa (enough said).

    Armaggedon

    • Hird's arrogance, denial and hubris that will have completely broken the club for a generation,
    • Sheedy (on the board now),
    • Lloyd.

    Horethorn

    • Geoff "we are a couple of drafts away from being really good" Cennett.
    • Jef "I am available to be president of Melbourne" Kenete.
    • Jeoff "We'll review Clarko on a year to year basis" Kenit.

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    27 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Taylor polls well with Filth and Bunt road. It's all about the money. 

    You’re right. I clean forgot that there’s footy fans out there who wanna hear BT bang on for 10 minutes about the fact that it’s the first time in VFL/AFL history that two opposing players in the same match both have the initials O.F. (Ollie Florent and Orazio Fantasia). It took him 20 seconds to say that. He spent the remaining nine minutes and 40 seconds saying “Orazio FANNN-TAAAAAYYYY-ZEEEEYYAAA” over and over and over again. Meanwhile the game continued, uncommentated. ?

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    14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    You’re right. I clean forgot that there’s footy fans out there who wanna hear BT bang on for 10 minutes about the fact that it’s the first time in VFL/AFL history that two opposing players in the same match both have the initials O.F. (Ollie Florent and Orazio Fantasia). It took him 20 seconds to say that. He spent the remaining nine minutes and 40 seconds saying “Orazio FANNN-TAAAAAYYYY-ZEEEEYYAAA” over and over and over again. Meanwhile the game continued, uncommentated. ?

    Kerry Stokes is no dill. In an increasing fragmented marketplace, Seven West Media is performing reasonably well compared to similar businesses. He knows his constituency pretty well. Taylor would be on reasonable coin. Brayshaw on about the same but contracted to do double the work, not sure on the others. 

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    I'm suppose to be writing a thesis today WalkingCivilWar . . . what are you dodging around?

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    28 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Just off the top of my head, reasons to detest . . . 

    Filth

    • Eddie, eddie, eddie,
    • Mark 'insolvency specialist' Korda who's overseen the insolvency of their football team and the ineligibility of a new board member,
    • Joffa (enough said).

    Armaggedon

    • Hird's arrogance, denial and hubris that will have completely broken the club for a generation,
    • Sheedy (on the board now),
    • Lloyd.

    Horethorn

    • Geoff "we are a couple of drafts away from being really good" Cennett.
    • Jef "I am available to be president of Melbourne" Kenete.
    • Jeoff "We'll review Clarko on a year to year basis" Kenit.

    Nailed it!!!

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    1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    I'm suppose to be writing a thesis today WalkingCivilWar . . . what are you dodging around?

    You mean your reasons for detesting the other clubs is part of your thesis? Make room on the Honours Roll... here comes QD!!! 
    I’m procrastinating (successfully, too). Supposed to be working but got a bad case of the CBFs. 

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