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"Chewy" (Hawthorn supporter) on bigfooty

Finks - what's the go there? You'd better explain yourself! ;)

OK. I hope we can rely on everybody's discretion so the cone of silence strictly applies to what I am about to reveal here.

Yes.

Chewy is, in reality, Finks' dog and the star of his avatar but please let me explain.

After the Nab Cup debacle against the Hawks we decided at Demonland that we had an obligation to put in an extra effort to help with the club's premiership campaign. So we signed Chewy on to Bigfooty under the guise of a Hawthorn supporter expressly for the purpose of infiltrating an opposition club in order to obtain certain valuable insider information from their camp.

We have faithfully promised that we will not under any circumstances use any information obtained in this way for illegal or corrupt purposes. We won't even use it as an aid to our footy betting.

What we will do is pass the information directly on to Neale Daniher and others in the football department wrapped inside a bag of Pal Meaty Bites for use in planning future strategies. We believe this will give the Melbourne Football Club that extra edge to help the club in its 2007 premiership campaign.

Chewy was chosen for the Hawthorn job because:-

# he can maintain a good pace even with a bag of Meaty Bites in his mouth (allowing him to adapt perfectly to our new run and carry style),

# his brown and gold colouring allows him to blend in perfectly with Hawthorn supporters, and

# we tested his IQ and found it to be roughly commensurate (albeit slightly higher) with that of the average Hawthorn supporter.

Rest assured that we have also sent out infiltrators to other fan sites and even as I write, we are picking up invaluable information for round 1 from saintsational.

As I said above, this is top secret stuff so please keep it under your hats. :rolleyes:

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    # Chewy also has a lot of compatriots in the Hawthorn membership numbers, so he won't seem out of place

    # But Chewy may be at risk of being identified, because he has teeth

    # He is a great scout because unlike most of their supporters he has 2 eyes

    # He is prepared to put his nose into areas where others would not go

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