Bloke goes out golfing and on the second hole, hits his ball into the bushes. He goes in to find it and there it is, lying next to a lady golfer with a huge lump on her head. She's dead. And it's his wife!

Six months later he's out playing again. Second hole, hits his ball into the bushes. Exactly the same spot. He breaks down crying. His playing partner says "I'm sorry mate. I'm so sorry. Try not to be hard on yourself. You know she'd want you to keep playing." Our guy says, "no, no. It's not that. Last time I hit it in there, I took a ten!"

2 hours ago, GCDee said:

Someone watched joker recently... 

How'd you find it ET? 

Ha I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that. I thought it was great, yourself? I think it’s one of those movies that will completely divide people, loved it or hated it. 

Edited October 6, 20196 yr by Ethan Tremblay

6 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Ha I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that. I thought it was great, yourself? I think it’s one of those movies that will completely divide people, loved it or hated it. 

Yeah I thought it was okay...

I understood what the movie was trying to do but I felt like it was a bit slow and ended once it started to get really good. 

5 hours ago, demonstone said:

I once shot a 66 on the golf course.  The second hole was even worse.

Mmm.  Last time i shot someone on the golf course I forgot to check his age. Looked more like 80 though.