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One eyed docker looking to borrow a Melbourne guernsey

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1 hour ago, Bakez77 said:

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Question I have for you guys is, do Victorians hate the eagles? I obviously can't stand them... they are a bunch of chardonnay sipping arrogant wankers... But I'm wondering if you guys hate them over in the east and why?

Eagles are my equal most hated team along with Geelong.

I dont know why. I just hate them.  Maybe a lot to do with the drug culture they had there and the path of destruction it left on many lives and how guys like Worsfold and Nisbett haven't been held accountable and are still employed in the AFL. Then the Gaff hit on Brayshaw. The fact they are the biggest downhill skiiers in the league. I also hate Chris Judd who I still consider an Eagle.

And dont even get me started on their supporters,,,, BOOOOOOOOOO.   They are the worst in the country.

Keep fighting the good fight over there...  I don't mind the Dockers.  

 

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1 hour ago, Bakez77 said:

Hahaha thank you all for the help!

DanielE288 has got me sorted ?

I was a rent a pie last week thanks to a work colleague

This week I'm a rent a dee ? 

But must say I have a definite soft spot for your mob unlike collingwood ?

You guys clearly don't need hogan so please feel free to send him home to freo ASAP ?

Question I have for you guys is, do Victorians hate the eagles? I obviously can't stand them... they are a bunch of chardonnay sipping arrogant wankers... But I'm wondering if you guys hate them over in the east and why? 

Was having this discussion with my feral eagle mates and we couldn't decide if the whole competition hates west coast or if it's mainly just Freo fans?

I don't hate the Eagles but having said that I don't love them either. Much prefer Freo over them.

I went over for the Round 22 game and sat next to a lovely older Eagles supporter who was a great bloke pre-match until he questioned every blatant free kick. I love a good boo at the umpires but the Eagles were booing everything. Even the blatant rip the head off frees. It was bias beyond anything I've ever seen.

Glad you're onboard even if it's only to [censored] off your Eagles mates. We'll take all the support we can get.

As another poster asked where abouts are you sitting? Happy to shout you a beer too if you're in the vicinity.

13 hours ago, Bakez77 said:

Hi All,

I'm a one eyed docker who will be going to the game on Saturday with my filthy eagles mates. 

We need to add some more red and blue to the stadium so I'm on the lookout for a Melbourne guernsey I can borrow for the day, will pick it up and drop it off to you in the perth metro area.

I'm a mens size L 

let's raise hell!

You sir, are a legend.

I'll even give you Jesse Hogan...... if you supply Andrew Brayshaw and pick 5 in return.

 
10 hours ago, faultydet said:

Hello, I am Scotty Simpson from Telstra, and I'm calling about your internet connection. *chews papadum*

Can I have your passwords please?

Don't laugh... that actually happened to me.  A lengthened story version...  claimed to be a Telstra tech.

 

2 hours ago, Bakez77 said:

Hahaha thank you all for the help!

DanielE288 has got me sorted ?

I was a rent a pie last week thanks to a work colleague

This week I'm a rent a dee ? 

But must say I have a definite soft spot for your mob unlike collingwood ?

You guys clearly don't need hogan so please feel free to send him home to freo ASAP ?

Question I have for you guys is, do Victorians hate the eagles? I obviously can't stand them... they are a bunch of chardonnay sipping arrogant wankers... But I'm wondering if you guys hate them over in the east and why? 

Was having this discussion with my feral eagle mates and we couldn't decide if the whole competition hates west coast or if it's mainly just Freo fans?

HaHa, good onya Bakez.


1 hour ago, Petraccattack said:

Eagles are my equal most hated team along with Geelong.

I dont know why. I just hate them.  Maybe a lot to do with the drug culture they had there and the path of destruction it left on many lives and how guys like Worsfold and Nisbett haven't been held accountable and are still employed in the AFL. Then the Gaff hit on Brayshaw. The fact they are the biggest downhill skiiers in the league. I also hate Chris Judd who I still consider an Eagle.

And dont even get me started on their supporters,,,, BOOOOOOOOOO.   They are the worst in the country.

Keep fighting the good fight over there...  I don't mind the Dockers.  

 

I dislike the Blues and Eagles most.   both cheat one way or another.

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9 hours ago, Demonland said:

Glad you're onboard even if it's only to [censored] off your Eagles mates. We'll take all the support we can get.

As another poster asked where abouts are you sitting? Happy to shout you a beer too if you're in the vicinity.

I'm gonna be up in 527, only seats we could get where we could all sit together. 

But I've sat in similar seats before and they are still quite good, pretty hard to get a bad seat at the new stadium

  • 4 weeks later...

:)

 

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