19 hours ago, rjay said:

I've been beginning to think you can't get a decent pizza anywhere anymore.

Thin base, gourmet, wood fired?

All code words for rubbish...

Seems everyone is cutting the inputs and increasing the price...

Wage theft. Underpaying their staff.

1 hour ago, jackaub said:

Truely Bizzarro??? Just makes you wonder.

He sounds like a 250kg pervert.

13 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

I could never waste good money on drinks for girls, once I realised (after explanation from a mate and combined observation over two double-dates) that they were competing with one another for the fanciest drink mixed in a shaker, just for them.

They seldom enjoyed their drinks, but kept saying that those drinks were 'gorgeous!' yet never savoured the beverages as a bloke does with a beer.

If it had an exotic name, that was its prime importance.

So, we gave them a couple of 'Stingers", to test the theory; and then, explained why those drinks were called 'Stingers" (2 parts white creme de menthe, two parts cognac, one part vodka).

Y'see, goils, when we go up to Hotham for a ski in winter, a certain part of the anatomy gets very cold as we ski very fast. At the end of each run, we duck into the tavern for a Stinger, pop our frozen anatomical piece in our glass and then, back in the trousers. It really works, when the sting is gone, that anatomical monstrosity always feels better, warmer and ready to go. 

The girls never elected to have a Stinger again. One of them took up an ordinary draught beer, realising her shallowness. 

Is that you Barry?

28 minutes ago, deespicable me said:

Is that you Barry?

Nope

21 hours ago, FarNorthernD said:

Friday nights at Chasers in the early 80’s - All you could drink for $12, $10 for girls until some [censored] complained it was discriminatory so it was bumped up to $12 for all

Wow! It was $20 in Fitzroy Street.......