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My 3 word player analysis V Hawthorn

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Goodwin- What a mistake

Lewis- [censored] him off

ANB- Not good enough

Lever- waste of money

Harmes- Not good enough

COACHING staff- what's their purpose

Gawn- Down Hawthorn Throats

MFC- Dumb as [censored]

Roosy- Bring him back

Garlett- like a [censored]

Fristch- alot to learn

Jones- Went missing today

Petracca- no [censored] composure 

Oliver- got totally bullied 

Wagner- What's his purpose

Milkshake- AFLX rules Specialist

Bugg- deadset list clogger

Misson- Part of Problem

Frost- lost me today

Salem- Our shining light

Hoags- went missing sadly

Oscar- rabbit in headlights

Hibbo- blazing away hopelessly

Jetta- bad day today

Vince- Him over Lewis

Kent- our only fwd

Brayshaw- never stopped trying

 

 

 

 

Edited by Win4theAges

 
 
3 hours ago, TRIGON said:

MFC: so poorly drilled 

Goodwin: Can he coach?

 

Agree.  Disappointing last year. Not seen any better 

We fail to stop any momentum against the good teams that apply real pressure 

21 minutes ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

Not a good summary

that's the problem with this club


3 hours ago, dimmy said:

Bit harsh on Brayshaw's skill level compared to what else was on display today by MFC. He was far from the worst

Brayshaw : Showed good signs. Competed

Melksham : Missed the train

Harmes : Missed the train

MFC : Dry Weather "Footballers"

HFC : Showed what desire can do.

OMac : Doubters silenced now.

Hibberd : Confused in his role

Lever : Should Mark. Spare Defender : Lacking confidence

Brayshaw. Miles to SLOW

I agree with Roos its so easy ro score against us.Thats been our biggest downfall for years!!!

2 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

After watching that debacle today the last player I would be questioning is Brayshaw! Not the best for us maybe, made some errors yes but kept battling on and getting a lot right by the way,  while many of his more experienced team mates went missing in action. Can’t make mistakes when you aren’t in the contest, how often have we seen this over the last 12 years. We had quite a few older heads not in the action when needed. I suggest you watch the replay WTM. 

Wont be watching the replay, once was quite enough thank you #weakaspiss

 

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