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This Week’s Diversion Thread (with a nod to Frosty).

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The year 2018: The AFL in its infinite wisdom has decided to allow clubs to clone their lists in an effort to insure its most marketable commodities against the scourge of injury. But wily coach Alistair Clarkson has just exploited a regulatory loophole to field Clone Roughhead next to his biological counterpart at CHF.

Name your starting MFC line-up if we had two of each player available on the list.

 

The year 2018: The AFL in its infinite wisdom has decided to allow clubs to clone their lists in an effort to insure its most marketable commodities against the scourge of injury. But wily coach Alistair Clarkson has just exploited a regulatory loophole to field Clone Roughhead next to his biological counterpart at CHF.

Name your starting MFC line-up if we had two of each player available on the list.

Edited by dee-luded

 
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Current players only?

Sure. Or those from our 2018 list. Whatever tickles your fancy so long as we can keep it good clean fun.

If we had two Lynden Dunn's, half of Demonland could erupt each week and the other half would be excited when once or twice a year he kicks a torp to the centre, takes a mark and kicks another torp through the goals.


FF

Kent Hogan Kent

HF

Garlett Hogan Garlett

C

Watts Jones Watts

HB

Salem McDonald Salem

FB

Jetta Dunn Jetta

Foll

Jones VB Gawn

I/C

Vince Vince Viney Viney

Kill me.

Edited by praha

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