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Who are we better than ??

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Carlton.

So is my over 50 vets team.

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    Better than

    Lions

    Suns

    Blues

    Saints

    Tigers

    Maybe better

    Dons

    North (at G)

    Eagles (at G)

    Dogs

    Cats

    Pies

    So based on fixture assuming we beat those we're "better than" and win 50% of maybes...

    Approx 6-7 more wins.

    Unless we can find another level.

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    Better than

    Lions

    Suns

    Blues

    Saints

    Tigers

    Maybe better

    Dons

    North (at G)

    Eagles (at G)

    Dogs

    Cats

    Pies

    So based on fixture assuming we beat those we're "better than" and win 50% of maybes...

    Approx 6-7 more wins.

    Unless we can find another level.

    With the Dogs, GWS and Collingwood all improving this year beyond what was expected, our draw has unfortunately become a lot harder than we would have thought. Suddenly of our five repeat games, only St Kilda is no chance of playing finals.

    It's a pity we only get Gold Coast, Carlton, Brisbane, Richmond, West Coast and Geelong once each. Hopefully we make the most of those games when they roll around (2/2 so far with GC and Richmond).

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    Carlton.

    shhh Jazza I think they are depressed enough already.

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    shhh Jazza I think they are depressed enough already.

    nahh!! They can go deeper ;)
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    nahh!! They can go deeper ;)

    Would a 100 plus point flogging by Melbourne do it?

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