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Leoncelli_36
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And forge a new identity.

I do not wish to appear patronizing and I do try to understand how one from an unfortunate background - like yourself , does not understand a more sophisticated lifestyle of Alpacas fine wine and friendly neighbours. The Gat has been tough for you but it has made you the man you are - one favouring quick gratification of the flesh. We of the better bred classes, however, savour our pleasures, and are prepared to invite suitable candidates to join our privileged society. Hence my mystification at the lack of response from SNR...

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    You weren't so against instant gratification when you made your last trip to the Gat.

    You made some terrible faux pas with city women that it would take me years to explain.

    You country types are so friendly and gregarious that you've actually upset the neighbourhood and made me a pariah in my own home.

    About the only delayed pleasure you had was with the credit card,which explains why you were triple billed.

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    You weren't so against instant gratification when you made your last trip to the Gat.

    You made some terrible faux pas with city women that it would take me years to explain.

    You country types are so friendly and gregarious that you've actually upset the neighbourhood and made me a pariah in my own home.

    About the only delayed pleasure you had was with the credit card,which explains why you were triple billed.

    I think I'll retire on that note. You are a cruel man Biff to remind me of that unfortunate experience in my life. Despite mega doses of antibiotics, the infection still persists. The "lads" have branded you "persona non grata" in Romsey. The triple billing is explained by the numerous medical specialists I have consulted.

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    do you blokes do this comedy as a stand up routine

    If so I reckon we could get you a gig up here in Beechworth

    we appreciate a good laugh

    Keep up the good work

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    do you blokes do this comedy as a stand up routine

    If so I reckon we could get you a gig up here in Beechworth

    we appreciate a good laugh

    Keep up the good work

    Melbourne Comedy Festival..."This Saturday Night....Festival Hall" :)
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    Anyone know where I can watch replays of games from 2010-2011? The ironically named "smart replay" on the AFL website used to let you watch games from previous seasons but don't seem to allow that anymore. I was hoping to watch one of our games with a fit Trengove where we'd randomly smash a team by 90 odd points.

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