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I've woken with a vision, so I'm taking charge.

1. We need rain, and lots of it. Everyone go outside in whatever you slept in and perform a rain dance. Ballet, tap, jazz-fusion, funk, shuffle, foxtrot, interpretive or ladies choice. It doesn't matter, just make it pour.

2. We need a team to place the drop in pitches in the centre square. While you are at it, drop in some pitches in the old practice wicket area next to the Southern Stand. Use the heaviest machinery you can find and dig up as much turf as possible.

3. Someone steal the WC team property steward's bags. Use the 'West Coke Eagle' routine from the Chaser as a diversion. Ensure that no player has boots. Close every sports store in a 50k radius. Make them play in runners (or better yet, bare feet).

4. Everyone else (after rain dance duties) lose your way from Richmond station and accidentally walk across the playing surface on the way to your seats. But leave the Robbie Flower wing in front of the members. We want the entire game played in approximately 50mx10m (the proximal distance of a Sylvia burst of energy).

5. Tell the umpires to bounce the ball at every stoppage into the mud. Play Jack Viney in the ruck.

6. Someone contact Tonya Harding's bodyguard and provide him with photos of Sellar and Pederson. Sorry guys, take one for the team. With the places on the injury list, promote Magner and Couch.

We need to take any disposal skill out of the game and make it a brawl, like we used to have in the rain at the Western Oval or Moorabin. Channel the Northey teams.

Turn up today and make some noise.

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I will be there - on my own but ever optimistic.

I too am going and will be by myself.

If you see a loner Melbourne supporter screaming his head off in support even if we're 100 pts down, that'd be me...sad I know!

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Does anyone know if the parking outside the MCG will be open today?

I had a feeling they didnt do it during the day on Saturdays.

On the website it says it is

Car park opening:

Gate 3: 8.00am

Gate 5: 9.00am

Gate 6: 10.00am

Gate 7: 9.00am (media, corporate and disabled pass holders only)

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