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But should he go the full "Jesus" with the long hair a la GB? (Hollywood Jesus that is, not the 1st century guy)

Would it help him walk on water? Or get him crucified?

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    Id love him to grow his hair long....ala Gary Baker

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    WYL D-L & NB

    You really are showing your age.

    I remember GB playing before beard, he was pretty average.

    His beard turned him into a star.

    Can we have a team of 22 bearded dudes please.

    Lets SMASH the melbourne stereotype & all come out in beards & play like Ned Kelly, steal every ball & take no prisoners.

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    If he plays with the same passion as last night he can keep the thing.

    Where was this sort of poll last year when Lynden Dunn had that ridiculous mo.

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    I feel the need to draw your attention to hair-dos.

    On Friday night, I think we witnessed 3 of the top 10 shocking hair-dos in the league.

    Jack Pepe le Pew Riewoldt. What the hell is that? Did you scalp a polar bear and glue it to your noggin?

    Dustin Martin - Setting the pace in bogan

    Maric - A mullet is wasted without traccy dacks and moccs

    The Watts beard makes him look tough(er) if nothing else

    Add a fourth : Vickery's bizarre birds' nest style with ears poking through .
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