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The Last Time They Met

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It was a long, long time ago ...

NORTH MELBOURNE

Backs Jamie MacMillan  Nathan Grima  Scott Thompson 

Half backs Daniel Pratt  Michael Firrito  Brady Rawlings 

Centreline Ben Speight  Shaun Atley  Brent Harvey 

Half forwards Scott McMahon  Aaron Edwards  LThomas 

Forwards Sam Wright  Drew Petrie  Jack Ziebell 

Followers Todd Goldstein  Andrew Swallow  Daniel Wells 

Interchange Leigh Adams  Ben Cunnington Lachlan Hansen  Kieren Harper 

Emergencies Cruise Garlett  Cam Pedersen Cam Richardson  

In Aaron Edwards  Lachlan Hansen 

Out Liam Anthony Cam Pedersen

MELBOURNE

Backs James Frawley Matthew Warnock Clint Bartram 

Half backs Nathan Jones Colin Garland Luke Tapscott 

Centreline Ricky Petterd Lynden Dunn Brad Green 

Half forwards Colin Sylvia Liam Jurrah Addam Maric 

Forwards Jordan Gysberts Jack Watts Michael Newton 

Followers Stefan Martin Brent Moloney Aaron Davey

Interchange Rohan Bail Jamie Bennell Neville Jetta Austin Wonaeamirri 

Emergencies Matthew Bate Max Gawn Joel Macdonald

In Jamie Bennell Neville Jetta Stefan Martin Michael Newton 

Out Matthew Bate Jack Grimes (foot) Mark Jamar (knee) Jack Trengove (stabbed in the back by the MRP and AFL Tribunals)

 

Yuck - 5 goals up in the first for a 40 odd point loss.

 

Yuck - 5 goals up in the first for a 40 odd point loss.

Newton actually shined in the first, that day.

Newton actually shined in the first, that day.

For that golden thirty minutes, I thought something had finally clicked. Alas! it was all for naught and Newton's "eureka moment" was never to be.

For that golden thirty minutes, I thought something had finally clicked. Alas! it was all for naught and Newton's "eureka moment" was never to be.

That was after he was reported in the first 10 seconds..?

I hate that ground that much that I was still sulking even 5 goals up. Such a cold, lifeless joint - probably different with 55,000 screaming fans.

For that golden thirty minutes, I thought something had finally clicked. Alas! it was all for naught and Newton's "eureka moment" was never to be.

There was some good delivery IIRC, led well and kicked straight. But it all went to shite after quarter time.

 

That was after he was reported in the first 10 seconds..?

Eureka moments are never perfect. Isaac Newton had to get hit on the head with an apple, and Archimedes had to get hot water all over his nice floor before his discovery.

Best quarter of Juice ever seen, then, typically his motor skills deteriorated and he had about one touch after the first.

Was it Aaron Edwards who kicked about 7?


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