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Dean Bailey

Bring-Back-Powell
in Melbourne Demons

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diddums... ffs.. today's bad.. [censored] happens..

Today IS a joke !! some have failed to grasp that

Your jokes are terrible, always are, thus the lack of lols, etc.

But today it's just not helping - we're all shattered, incase youdidn't realise....

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    I really like DB but am reeling reading about the loss over here in Kenya, big enough for people to text me from AUS :(

    If we lost by 10 goals it would have been painful but not unreasonable considering the difference between the two teams, 30 says the group and the coach are not happy. Ditterich was given 1980, didn't get us much but pain.

    I would like to cut out the 'Barassi' stage though and move right into the 'Northey' stage please.

    Any money to get a Malthouse or a Clarkson - today cannot be ignored.

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    Where's Snoopy when you need him ?

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    One small snippet of Green post match and I feel ill again.

    WIPE THE STUPID SMILE OFF YOUR FACE, NOBODY IS LAUGHING!!!!

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    Your jokes are terrible, always are, thus the lack of lols, etc.

    But today it's just not helping - we're all shattered, incase youdidn't realise....

    really.. Mate.. Ive been following this team for that manyyears I can hardly remember.. Theres no pain or angst you feel that some of us havent already. . If I chose not to wallow in pious self inflicted woe thats my perogative.

    If only today shatters you you cant have been Dee for that long as thats really all this club delivers ...decade after decade after decade. Weve done NOTHING really since 64.

    So if I choose to see it all as less than wrist slashing.. I will.

    thanks for the crique though..like I care

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    Where's Snoopy when you need him ?

    Snoopy.. feels more like Charlie Brown being had again !

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