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Burgan's Phantom Draft

Diablo Deemon
in Melbourne Demons

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another MISS by Burgan... such a FAIL.

and you could have done better?

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    and you could have done better?

    Of course I could not do any better, I never proclaimed to be equal, lesser or better than this tool nor have I mentioned anything about having knowledge of the draftees, so you inane comment "and you could have done better?" has not substance in its entirety... You also need to take into consideration that I am an Accountant and not an AFL columnist. As HE is an AFL columnist you would expect a lot more from him. Otherwise you can just get a passionate AFL person to write up their "phantom drafts" & I am sure that they would reach the same if not better results that Burgan would! Obviously a simpleton like yourself is unable to ascertain any of this... Please make sure you pass this onto him next time you have his throbbing man mean deep in your gapping crevice.

    Discount the top 10 and his success rate drops even more, which furthers my point more, that this idiot just rips [censored] out of his anus. :D

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    Of course I could not do any better, I never proclaimed to be equal, lesser or better than this tool nor have I mentioned anything about having knowledge of the draftees, so you inane comment "and you could have done better?" has not substance in its entirety... You also need to take into consideration that I am an Accountant and not an AFL columnist. As HE is an AFL columnist you would expect a lot more from him. Otherwise you can just get a passionate AFL person to write up their "phantom drafts" & I am sure that they would reach the same if not better results that Burgan would! Obviously a simpleton like yourself is unable to ascertain any of this... Please make sure you pass this onto him next time you have his throbbing man mean deep in your gapping crevice.

    Discount the top 10 and his success rate drops even more, which furthers my point more, that this idiot just rips [censored] out of his anus. :D

    Accountancy must be and extremely boring or stressful job. I've met so many with a similar 'cut snake' kind of aggression. It was just a question man, switch to decaf.....

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    Accountancy must be and extremely boring or stressful job. I've met so many with a similar 'cut snake' kind of aggression. It was just a question man, switch to decaf.....

    decaf... thats blasphemy!!! accountants have such a bad stereotype bestowed upon them... I guess my post did not help the cause :blink:

    Edited by Sturmmann

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    Of course I could not do any better, I never proclaimed to be equal, lesser or better than this tool nor have I mentioned anything about having knowledge of the draftees, so you inane comment "and you could have done better?" has not substance in its entirety... You also need to take into consideration that I am an Accountant and not an AFL columnist. As HE is an AFL columnist you would expect a lot more from him. Otherwise you can just get a passionate AFL person to write up their "phantom drafts" & I am sure that they would reach the same if not better results that Burgan would! Obviously a simpleton like yourself is unable to ascertain any of this... Please make sure you pass this onto him next time you have his throbbing man mean deep in your gapping crevice.

    Discount the top 10 and his success rate drops even more, which furthers my point more, that this idiot just rips [censored] out of his anus. :D

    Why post? We don't need tools like you here.

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    Why post? We don't need tools like you here.

    go [censored] yourself.

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    Yes I have watched him play, live at Etihad and have also viewed his online clips.

    If you read through my comments again I never said he wasn't a good player. The point I made is that it is wrong to place too much emphasis on a bloke's

    physique at 17/18 years of age. I played footy for 15 years at a decent level and continue to be involved in the sport and know what I am talking about through experience.

    Naive? Hardly my friend. We'll see who's right this evening. He won't be in the top 20.

    What are you anyway, Tapscott's boyfriend?

    That'd be one large serving of humble pie?? Cream with that??

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    Accountancy must be and extremely boring or stressful job. I've met so many with a similar 'cut snake' kind of aggression. It was just a question man, switch to decaf.....

    :lol:

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    Dropped on your head as a baby, were you?

    I'd like to point out that Burgan had Sheppard going to WC at 7 in his phantom draft before most even thought it was a possibility.

    You'd also be extremely stupid to ignore the fact that one unexpected pick causes a domino effect which is impossible to recover from.

    I think you'd be suitably impressed if you saw his pre-draft wishlist for each club at each selection - he'd get quite a bit of that correct imho.

    You certainly do have the personality for being locked in a room to count beans all day. Hardly fit to socialize with others.

    Edited by Keyser Söze

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    Of course I could not do any better, I never proclaimed to be equal, lesser or better than this tool nor have I mentioned anything about having knowledge of the draftees, so you inane comment "and you could have done better?" has not substance in its entirety... You also need to take into consideration that I am an Accountant and not an AFL columnist. As HE is an AFL columnist you would expect a lot more from him. Otherwise you can just get a passionate AFL person to write up their "phantom drafts" & I am sure that they would reach the same if not better results that Burgan would! Obviously a simpleton like yourself is unable to ascertain any of this... Please make sure you pass this onto him next time you have his throbbing man mean deep in your gapping crevice.

    Discount the top 10 and his success rate drops even more, which furthers my point more, that this idiot just rips [censored] out of his anus. :D

    nice one limp dick

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    nice one limp dick

    thats all you could come up with?

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    Farout why are people's expectations of this guy so high?

    No one knows how the draft order is going to play out, not even the recruiters.

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    Farout why are people's expectations of this guy so high?

    No one knows how the draft order is going to play out, not even the recruiters.

    careful neita, cooko might make a stupid comment about your post!!!!!!!!!

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    careful neita, cooko might make a stupid comment about your post!!!!!!!!!

    are you drunk?? you were the dip [censored] that made this insightful comment:

    another MISS by Burgan... such a FAIL.

    congratulations

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    Ok. So from what I can see, Burgatron is crap...

    So who is better? Even Quayle missed a few.

    If you want the CORRECT order you could take your pick of a random poster on bigfooty, but that's akin to playing the lottery.

    Burgan is as close as it comes to good information on the draft. Get your hand off it.

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