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I watched yesterday's game on Foxtel and resorted to turning the sound off after about four minutes.

The Demons could do nothing right and whatever we did well was a direct result of the Dockers playing poorly!!

I used to have the number 3 on my back as a kid but if i knew then what i know now, then how could you ever go past the number 2.. you mercenary Healy!!

and as for jakovich, his love of the supposed enemy is concerning!!

interesting observations: -

- ibbotson to win the rising star

- chris main a future star

yes, we are an easy target and Healy again hammers in a nail..... traitor!!

 

I don't kn ow they seemed to be loving the Melbourne bopys in the first quarter and bagging the freo scum, they loved Garland in the first prob as much as any one else during the game.

The SEN team was equally bad.

A complete joke after the game when they said they were going to discuss the 3 bottom teams' prospects. They did not mention Melbourne once but discussed which of Freo and WC were closest to a premiership. They concluded that Freo was the closest - they seemed to think they have a great list. What a joke!

 

I don't know if they were that biased, apart from the dunce Jakovich, but they were certainly bad. I almost feel sorry for Jakovich, a player that I admired, but he's that worthless as a commentator. Brings nothing to the table and constantly trips over his words.

Drain Russell is a deadset tool. The man has his head buried so far up his on ass that it's popped back up his throat and you can't even tell there's a problem anymore. Awful commentator.

Gerard Healey isn't too bad. Doesn't say too much thats insightful but at least he speaks coherently for the most part.

wat did it for me was on foxtel when they started comenting how davey pushed a player in the back as he kicked the ball.... which about 70% of players do

and how it should be a free kick...... yes it should be a free kick but it happens atleast 10 times in a game and they say nothing


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