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David Schwarz-isms

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equal best caller in the business with Commetti, as he does not always say the obvious and actually talks tactics and football during a game. Schwartz next to him however, sounds like a punch drunk wannabe commentator who keeps saying "If he thinks he can. blah blah...then he needs to have good hard look at himself", or the most overused phrase by footballers commentating - "Thats an absolute disgrace".

Equal best with Cometti :lol:

Thanks BR, I'm having a crap day and you've just given me something to chuckle about for the rest of the afternoon.

 
equal best caller in the business with Commetti, as he does not always say the obvious and actually talks tactics and football during a game. Schwartz next to him however, sounds like a punch drunk wannabe commentator who keeps saying "If he thinks he can. blah blah...then he needs to have good hard look at himself", or the most overused phrase by footballers commentating - "Thats an absolute disgrace".

If you're going to bag someone who played 10 years at the club, at least spell their effin name right!!!!

Schwarz interview J. Morton of the Hawks yesterday. Said something along the lines of "Cale will go onto bigger and better things. Not that you won't, but he wears a Melbourne jumper."

Since David was a Hawks supporter as a kid, and he sounded like he was positively glowing after round 1 this year, I've wondered about where his loyalty lies - so for him to say something like this was great to hear!

 

Spoke to him at the walk and seemed real happy to be there. Told him we need more ex players around the club and he said ` i think you`ll see a bit more of it in the future` here`s hoping

Whilst on the subject of ex-players, one player you have to hunt out is Anthony Ingerson.

Ingo is the funniest bloke. Spoke with him at the dinner, then at the walk. Was wearing his playing jumper under his jacket. Funny guy, really down to Earth


On SEN tonight, they were advertising 'erectile' problems and Ox said,

"If you're not performancing in the bedroom".

I cracked up thinking, "there's one for the Demonland forum".

i really believe that the heroes dinner has changed where the ox's loyalties lie...i have growing respect for him at the moment

 

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