TRIGON

Make no mistake, we were robbed! How we didn’t win a Logie is beyond me. Our reality show, “the Melbourne Makeover”, which involves implementing a game plan that makes mediocre opposition look a million dollars, perhaps didn’t poll as well as expected due to a lack of free to air coverage?

6. Gawn 5. Fritsch 4. Hibberd 3. Salem

Last week yes, this week no. We lost this through poor selection, game plan and skills deficiencies.

Don’t take it personally Febe’s, but whilst BT can still draw breath, then it is you.

I thought Lewis was good in the first half, but went to water in pressure situations during the second half. cue ‘give him a spray’ jokes...

Last night’s umpiring was a disgrace. However, as Ralphius points out, it comes as no surprise as the AFLs interference makes the umpires job bloody hard.

Bad umpiring can be expensive too. In the past 12 hours a hole, about the size of a fist, has appeared in the plasterboard wall of our bathroom.

6. T. Mac 5. Oliver 4. Gawn 3 Jetta (7 intercept possessions) 2 Fritsch 1. Joel Smith

1/ Press is not so high 2/ Players in positions that suit their attributes (e.g. Brayshaw in middle, Not playing Tyson on a wing). 3/ Viney’s return improves midfield / spreads load 4/ T Mac’s return creates more space in forward line (aerobic capacity) and helps conversion from our insides 50s.

It’s fugazi...

6 Jetta 5 Hogan 4 Oliver 3 Brayshaw 2 T Mac 1 Fritsch

Clubs that’s need an inside mid like Dom: Essendon, Carlton and (ironically) GWS.

Yes

Bad coffee, dodgy wifi. Nothing sadder than a former first world country.

Have you factored in how many people aren’t watching on TV???

Oh to be a fly on the wall at the Scott household right now!

6 Oliver 5 T. Mac 4 Harmes 3 Gawn 2 Salem 1 Hibberd

Credit where credit is due. Thanks Swans and Hawks, that was a great contest to watch.

So, you’re one of Bomber’s customers?

It's not so much that Tim Watson was anti-Melbourne, more that there were moments/comments where he was clearly barracking for St. Kilda.

6 Oliver 5 Gawn 4 Brayshaw 3 Hogan 2 Hibberd 1 Jones

Yes. It was pretty blatant.

A few years too late

They had a gentle dig at ours on their banner last week. Maybe next time ours should say... ”jokes about skiing, you may continue to bleat. But you’ll always be known as scumbag drug cheats”

I blame society.