TRIGON

That’s the spirit. Get the job done!

One of those being a 'thumping win'.

6. Oliver 5. Brayshaw 4. Hogan 3. Salem 2. Garlett 1. Harmes

One of the lessons learnt from last year is that we can beat the Eagles in WA.

It was intense TU. You’ll see some good footy in the 3rd quarter when you watch the replay.

6 Gawn 5 Oliver 4 Brayshaw 3 T Mac 2 Harmes 1 Lewis

It’s always deeply concerned me that we handed the reigns to a person with a documented gambling problem. Match committee selections and game day tactics have done nothing to allay those fears.

Disappointing is an understatement. However we can, and should, able to beat the crows, sunscreen and swans to lock in a finals appearance.

6 Oliver 5 Petracca 4 T Mac 3 Lewis 2 Harmes 1 Fritsch

Look, to be fair, not everyone follows the junior cricket development pathways.

Why is he persona non grata at the suns?

Make no mistake, we were robbed! How we didn’t win a Logie is beyond me. Our reality show, “the Melbourne Makeover”, which involves implementing a game plan that makes mediocre opposition look a million dollars, perhaps didn’t poll as well as expected due to a lack of free to air coverage?

6. Gawn 5. Fritsch 4. Hibberd 3. Salem

Last week yes, this week no. We lost this through poor selection, game plan and skills deficiencies.

Don’t take it personally Febe’s, but whilst BT can still draw breath, then it is you.

I thought Lewis was good in the first half, but went to water in pressure situations during the second half. cue ‘give him a spray’ jokes...

It’s fugazi...

Clubs that’s need an inside mid like Dom: Essendon, Carlton and (ironically) GWS.

They had a gentle dig at ours on their banner last week. Maybe next time ours should say... ”jokes about skiing, you may continue to bleat. But you’ll always be known as scumbag drug cheats”

I blame society.

Kim Kardashian form of private?

A pipe-dream I know, but wouldn’t it be great if the end result of all this was a new regime who acted in the best interests of the game, the players, and the grassroots communities that support it.

Those time-travelling Liverpudlian bastards copied us?

Probably a reaction to the AIDS television advertising prevalent at the time. Even Clive Lloyd started using 3 rubbers on his batting handle.

And as for proposing to your girlfriend whilst at altitude in first class...there’s only one direction you can go from there! However I wish them all the best!