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Richmond has laid 20 more tackles than the Demons, despite winning 30 more disposals. When broken into zones, the Tigers have laid 19 more tackles in their forward half, and lead forward 50 tackles 17 to three. We are the worst team in the comp, bar none.

One goal after quarter time. Two goalless quarters. (not counting that last goal as its worthless) Five goalless quarters in 6 games. Season on the line at 3 quarter time and folded like deck of cards. Bye bye Simon, and take the rest of your useless coaching staff with you.

Yet another goalless quarter. We will throw this game away.

Oh god, here we go

FINAL INTERCHANGES Richmond: Jack Higgins, Noah Balta, Sydney Stack, Liam Baker Melbourne: Christian Petracca, Jordan Lewis, Billy Stretch, Alex Neal-Bullen

Checkmate, Demon supporters.

Was he in Petraccas draft? Maybe we called out the wrong name by accident.

Tim Smith played two really nice games for us last season, before getting injured. If I recall it was in our two biggest wins of the year too. He was getting plenty of touches, laying heaps of big tackles and doing the ruckwork in forward 50. No idea what he will do tonight but I like that hes back in.

We should try Jayden Hunt on the wing. We are desperate for some spark and speed in the midfield. Hes obviously not a natural mid but something must be tried.

Anyone think Lockhart has come in to play in the backline? We will need small defenders vs Richmonds fleet of small forwards. Jetta out doesnt help (although he was struggling).

Yup. Its a big night for Goodwin and the coaching staff. Our system is a shambles and changes must be made, If he puts Lewis and Jones on the wings tonight again, there will be meltdowns.

More like so she can kick you in the balls and spit in your face.

Would need a miracle to win tonight. I give us a 2% chance. Might be our best win ever if we can pull it off. Cant believe the Tigers are paying 1.40 in the betting. Easiest money anyone will ever make.

https://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/2019-04-23/injury-update-jetta-and-preuss-sidelined Steven May | Groin – 4 weeks “Maysie’s going pretty well. He’s had a couple of weeks of running and is backing it up well – not getting too sore. It’s about progressing his speed and agility and obviously then getting him into some training and setting him up for a good backend of the year.” So that moron on Channel 7 saying May had a setback and wont be back til July was talking rubbish?

Tim Smith is a good candidate to take the Vandenberg role. Hes a big unit likes to run through the midfield and throw his weight around.

Thank god we bought Garlett and Lockhart in. Now we have two guys who can crumb our bombs inside 50 instead of none. Calling it now - we will win this, ANB best on ground!

T Mac will surely play as a defender tomorrow night.

In Alex Neal-Bullen, Billy Stretch, Jeff Garlett, Tim Smith, Jay Lockhart Out Corey Wagner (Omitted), Neville Jetta (Injured), Braydon Preuss (Injured), Josh Wagner (Omitted), Charlie Spargo (Omitted)

Yeah you know heaps more about the club than Paul Roos, lol. Roos said players came back unfit. Are your sources better than his? ?

Riewoldt and Lynch vs our backline. They could easily kick 8 each.

Saty is deluded, and will never say a bad word about the club or its staff or the players. We could go 0-22 with a percentage of 20 and it will still be blue skies to him. He is a propagandist.

Toeing the company line like a good lad as always, Saty.

All good, already got his response.

Only for the cool dudes.

I obviously just meant its looking like a bad trade. Its called hyperbole and as an angry Demon I'm allowed to indulge.