Robot Devil

Holy crap... Jesse Hogan smiled!!!

It's gonna be ok people. It's gonna be ok.

Obviously tonights Footy Show will feature Paul Hogan appearing live in Salem Massachusetts to provide a insight into the perils of crowd induced hysteria and the unfortunate side effects of jumping to conclusions based on unfounded accusations.

"I accuse Goody Schwab (or insert your preferred witch here)!"

Also of interest possibly. While sitting on the grassy knoll, Alex Georgiou came out and sat with a group of friends a few feet away. While he was chatting, a little boy walked up and stood staring intently at him for about 30 seconds, looking very much like a hunting dog on point before walking up and having the following conversation:

Random Kid - "are you a player?"

AG - "yes I am"

RK - "What's your name"

AG - Alex"

RK - "Alex what?"

AG - "Georgiou"

RK - (after a pause for thought) "Can you sign my ball?"

AG - "Sure"

I imagine Jack Watts has that exact same exchange frequently.

Just seeing if anyone knows when I can get a jumper from the AFL shop or Rebel?

Fountain Gate doesn't have a Melbourne jumper anywhere!

I can only assume you we're specifically looking for this years jumper, as when I was there this afternoon, both the AFL store and Rebel at Fountain Gate had last years jumper on the shelf.

Should be a PhD in there somewhere.

Or a padded cell.

Lucky Stephen Dank is nowhere near our club or he would be smothered in AOD9064 cream by now.

New contract for Jack Watts. You get 1 million per year. Every time you appeal for a free kick and don't get it you pay back 50,000. Over a course of a season he probably ends up paying to play.

That's why they pay Buddy so much. He runs around with his arms out so much I suspect he thinks he's an aeroplane.

the PS on my email said Special exception should be to attend MFC matches however you to be back in Romsey three hours after the final siren.

Only three hours to get home?

Last year not so much of a problem as leaving at the half or 3/4 time break was de rigueur.

This year.... hopefully not so much.

True, but yelling 'kick it short' just seems weird.

To be fair, the last few years I was just yelling "kick it" because I was sick of watching them handball themselves into trouble.

Hoping this is a new era etc etc.

And we won at Etihad.

And Nathan Jones was not our highest possession getter.

The world has gone crazy.....

445 to 262 diposals our way. Wow.

Been on the wrong end of that stick too many times last year.

Still need to improve Clearances and Inside 50s.

This game sounds like a positive step on the radio, but I'll wait until I see it with my own eyes Round 1.

Well, this season is over.

Now let's all close our eyes and visualise RDB handing Roos and [insert captains name here] the Cup on the last Saturday in September.

A boy can dream.....

Advertising yes, but did Pratt's trucks allow his team to get the most out of a training session

Depends on the number and size of the brown paper bags it was carrying.

If he did, then there would be 18 sides in the eight....

Otherwise known as "The Three Stooges Effect"

Woop woop woop woop woop woop

Any other reports coming out of training [apart from Hogan's injury]?

Aliens could have landed at Goschs Paddock this morning and Hogan's knee would still be the only thing being probed on here.

It is frustrating that the top three runners are probably the worst three kicks.

But there is hope for Tom McDonald yet.

He's only young.

Not sure about the other two.

I was at the game.... it sucked.

Anyone who looks at the "like" button as some sort of popularity thing needs their head read.

It is a practical and often useful function for recognising how much agreement there is with particular sides of a debate. It is also a bit of fun for recognising a clever or funny call. I'm noticing its absence.

Very true. I will occasionally scroll through a thread and if its not grabbing my interest just look for the "liked" posts to see what got other people's interest.

I'm underwhelmed.

And over-bored, self assured and all I know are dirty words.

he's one of those guys that makes you want to hack your own arm off so that every time he spoke you could club him with it

You'll run out of limbs before DB runs out of speculation and 'alleged this or that'.

He's just trying to make the jump from muckraker to opinion column.

We all know he won't make it and will spiral like Knievel into Snake Canyon.

Can someone tell me how I find one of my old posts where I mentioned earlier this year that Fremantle would win the flag? I just want to see what date it was that I made that call, and find the poster/s that questioned my judgement.

For the purpose of this thread, I haven't changed my view.

Guess the other poster/s was right about your "judgement".

Where is whiteboard Wednesday?

In the dumpster behind AAMI Park along with many other relics of a bygone era.

Bit of a Karate Kid finish, but happy to see Gaz win it.

"Sweep the leg"