Robot Devil

So the lights were on, but there was no-one at home?

Luke Darcy - doesn't know what time of day it is.

BT - doesn't know what century this is.

Tough to split them.

He's an intellectual giant compared to BT, who once said the ball was in the triangle quadrant of the ground..

Luke Darcy commentary:

“The lights are coming on, it is getting a bit overcast”

It was a twilight match and the sun was going down.

Very much so.

Owing to your age, Demonland is only offering you a one-year contract to continue posting on this site.

There are bonuses built in for humorous or insightful posts, and there's an option for an additional year if you meet KPIs, but this is basically the beginning of the end.

The good news for you is that under FFFA (Fan Forum Free Agency) rules, you can join up at any other club site of your choosing, giving you the opportunity to post about teams more successful than the Demons.

Beyond that, Big Footy and Facebook beckons...

It would be easier to retire from Demonland and get a job on the Channel 7 commentary team I imagine.

I present Exhibit A: could you do better than this man?

Can that happen?

Anything can happen with the AFLs magic draft wheel!

What planet would we accept that? I would chuck if it happened

Talk on trade radio that we may not be getting pick 3. Ill spew if we dont.

Need something to settle the stomach?

Seriously, wasn't FA meant to help players who "weren't getting an opportunity" at their current club.

Every FA movement so far seems to have been a good player who was on good coin who was playing 22 games a year.

Not like they were being denied the chance to play.

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As an aside, the site doesn't control the ads. The ads are controlled by you, they troll through your search history to give targeted advertising - I see Masters and Bunnings ads everywhere because I recently bought pretty much everything they sell.

I need a power sander...

Here you go :

Thank you.

Heriter Lumumba is the Kanye West of AFL.

"Yo, Steele, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, Pendlebury had one of the best seasons of all time! One of the best seasons of all time!"

Just a little tacker and I got to meet the great man.

May he be remembered as the gentleman footballer that he was.

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What are the Lotto numbers this week???

8-10-11-15-17-26

Supplementaries TBA at the conclusion of the trade period.

It's ok, Danger will win it for Melbourne next year.

Or he'll be out injured.

I can't decide which is more likely.

Tom Jones voice is still superb

And he called Campbell Brown a [censored].

Obviously an astute judge of character as well.

That's was a shocking intro with the players. Very poorly produced.

Channel 7 make our game look like a backwater ripoff of NFL.

And they don't even do it well!!

Sign of stupidity: the on screen poll claims 35% (highest) of viewers think GAJ will win the Brownlow despite being behind and not playing again. Go figure!

It's the umpires voting in the on screen poll.

They'll give Gary a few votes in the last round even if he isn't playing.

So how much is a brownlow winner worth on the trade table?

Edit: I looked it up. Collingwoods first round pick (which we used on Daniel Bell) and we paid Woey for another three years to play for an opposition team.

Great..... Just great.

I hope Port win.

It means I can totally ignore the Grand Final next week.

It will be like it's not even happening.

Hope this is a draw.

Would be nice to see an "extra time" scenario and how it will be played out.

I just get the feeling that *if* Bruce McAveney was ever to curse live on air it would be to scream "Fark yeah" after a Geelong goal.

All I can see is torches and pitchforks on the horizon.

I haven't posted in this thread previously and probably will not in the future.

Good luck to you all... This will be ugly.

BT now just spewing chains of random cliches. Must have been a draining night for him..

And I am outta here......

Trade our first pick for him?

Otherwise... no deal.

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By the way.... how many posts do you have to make to be parodied?

Is this like Wierd Al Yankovich standard or what?

Demonland poster forecasts the worst possible case scenario after a loss. Groundbreaking first.

Why do I still bother reading this forum? I already know what everyone's going to say before I even open most threads.

Administrators gonna administrate...