Robot Devil

Let me preface this by saying I have no inside knowledge. I only relay this third hand rumour in case it turns out to be true I would hate to forget I heard it at the time. 

TMac to Sydney on a huge contract. 

Boomer at every football function for the last two years:

3 minutes ago, bingers said:

A terrible omission. You forgot to mention the coach. I hate him even more than the supporters/players/ground/town!! 

Looks like the Sandy player bit Oliver on the finger.

Pretty low act if he did. 

3 years ago a lot of us said "I live for the day we can take it up to the top teams."

Apparently we can now do that but it still doesn't feel much good.

Would've loved the win but kicked ourselves out of it and crap umpiring in the last quarter hurt  

Just now, america de cali said:

I was pleased by the zest and energy of last week in a difficult evironment playing a side  we were fancied to beat and actually got the job done as it should. I expect the same today. If so, it will be a sign of character improvement to match the improved quality of the list. 

Well said. My line of thinking regarding this game as well. 

Congratulations to Jack Grimes in his 100th game today. 

Hope he plays a blinder. 

3 hours ago, Tough Kent said:

Small forward is the hardest spot on the ground to play. Some weeks the ball just doesn't bounce your way and you'll have a quiet one. Even Betts and Cyril have games where they don't get near it. As long as they keep the pressure up they'll earn their spot.

However because one of these two is generally playing on Friday or Saturday night Eddie or Cyril could be leaning over the fence chatting to fans during the game and Bruce/BT would still verbally orgasm into making it sound like a gamebreaking move. 

Superstars of the game are never quiet on Bruce's watch. "You just get the feeling any minute etc etc"

Ask again later

3 hours ago, Ingeniokinetikey said:

My partner is having her 40th on Saturday, we've hired a villa in Tuscany, and have friends flying from everywhere for a James Bond fancy dress party. I think James Bond is going to have a demons scarf on.

 

 

22 minutes ago, Bendigo Demon said:

Do you reckon a post like this has ever been seen on a Collingwood supporter's website. 

 

Wish I was in Tuscany!

The Collingwood version:

My partner de facto is having her 40th parole hearing on Saturday, we've hired a villa lawyer in Tuscany a back alley, and have friends flying cahns from everywhere for a James Bond fancy dress party pissup after. I think James Bond our lawyer is going to have a demons scarf punch on.

P.S. Congrats Trenners. (That's from me, not the Collingwood supporter)

Good news worth celebrating!

Man I'm  going to have search hard for a good one when Hogan re-signs. 

Just now, FireInTheBelly said:

If someone has twitter, it would be well worth adding that photo with a caption of: This is not an example of #beastmode

The new one going around is #cheatmode

Looks like a singer in a rock band going for a high note:

46 minutes ago, grazman said:

Has a Joel Selwood poster on his wall at home.

It's hanging in the doorway so that he can duck under it every time he walks in the room. 

Liked the stand-up tackle where Jonesy had Mathieson wrapped up with his arm locked through his so that he couldn't lift it up and make it high. Jonesy walked  him a few meters and I imagine whispering something in his ear that made him feel about two inches tall. 

6 minutes ago, Forest Demon said:

Spoke about our aggressive "Demon Diamond Defence" where the two half back flankers push right up at centre bounces, run off their opponents and try and get extra numbers to the contest. Effectively giving us 2 extra at the centre clearance, but leaving us 2 short down back. Would explain the apparent ease of some of the goals we concede.

They were all very positive about it though.

They've done studies you know. 50% of the time, it works every time. 

Can I have a job as an umpire?

Apparently you only have to do half the job and even then only the half you like. 

I hate Richmond but that's good for footy. 

4 minutes ago, mrtwister said:

Don't worry. Lyon Umpires will fix it.

FTFY

Feeling like:

3 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Im from the Stone Age - WTF is a gif?

On 8 May 2016 at 10:51 AM, ProDee said:

Love to see a gif of this. 

This was in the other Petracca thread but deserves an airing here. Kids got style.

Kudos to the creator of this gif. 

Has this particular chip of knowledge been thrown amongst the seagulls at "Punt Road End"?

And if so, would anyone care to provide some of the better responses?

44 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Also Lumumba spent a lot of time pointing to him whilst standing 30m away on his own. 

 

I was also 30m away pointing at Riewoldt most of today.

Wish I got paid 6 figures to do so.