Norm Smith's Curse

Michaelangelo Rucci just reported that Hamish Hartlett is going no where according to his mail.

People who consume mushrooms in bali wake up three days later naked in a cold cell being forced to pay a bribe. Chang the bribe to a contract and maybe we could shout Danger a flight to Bali?

No.

Crouch would be interesting.

So he needs to move back with his parents at moggs creek?

And then we throw coin at Spanger from hawthorn for two if our fringe players just because i get sick of hawks supporters and their stupid fringe player cult hero crap.

Well now you just contradicted yourself. Cant remember Hartlett ever tagging out a superstar or racking up 38 possessions several times a year. But then again your last contradicts your first if you are keen on spotting silly comments.

Agree - Id take Vince over Hartlett and Vince's best is better imo.

At the end of the day Roos et al want competitors. Melk fits that description.

I really dont get why danger would go to Geelong. In terms of their midfield up and comers I see only Caddy as likely to come on at the same level as their previous stars.

Howe and second round to the Suns for Dion Prestia and third round. (Agrees after Paul Roos personally agrees to mow his mum's lawn). We tell Essendon to go and jump and then convince melksham to litigate against EFC for failing in their duty and he walks to the preseason draft. We convince gws to take Toumpas and Watts in exchange for Toby Greene who is put into young man christian classes and becomes an ourstanding member of society. Then we surprise everyone when Luke Shuey opts for a trade to melbourne in exchange for chris dawes

Ill be genuinely surprised if port trade him and be even more surprised if he agrees to move from Adelaide to Melbourne given the other club in Adelaide are a cat's whisker away from losing their best mid.

He is from adelaide

Im liking this. Hartlett would be a good pickup. Is he an adelaide lad though?

Luke ball memories...

If he goes to geelong i will personally exhaust mogg's creek of every aussie salmon

Im glad some got my sunday humour.

Our massive interest in Prestia suggests we knew he wasnt coming to the red and blue

Dude at local footy who i have never met before claimed that Adelaide are 100% certain he is gone

My favourite film

Next some of you blokes will be going through their rubbish.

Its funny - on two different pages on facebook one guy with 'inside sources'said this guy had issues with McCartney then the next page a guy said the opposite. I dont doubt hh's sources because in my walk of life in the last five years independently ive come in to contact with the best mate if an mfc player, the cousin of an mfc listed player and ive known other people with loose connections for a while. Problem is what is let slip to you is often flavoured by misconceptions, old info and opinion ive found.

I dont believe Dunn is up for trade.

i wrote it in ten seconds. Sorry if it didnt meet your linguistic standards.

Brett Anderson just said he and Watts are gone. Sorry if this has already been posted.