Jesse Christ

It's been a blast, 5 years guys Everyone I've ever had a disagreement with or rubbed the wrong way I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to, and everyone who's made me laugh (DA, Ethan, BBO, Biffen, rpfc) I love you guys. This is me, moving on. Adios muchachos, ladies Go you bloody demons!!

Black Mirror. That is all.

It's basically speed for gym. Gets you buzzing and you can put in a good workout. I use it for the leg press and stair master. It definitely isn't on the ASADA approved list though. It's a shame to hear you're out of touch with modern gym greeting protocol, a buzzer gets you into the gym when it's un-staffed, it's not a weapon to subdue and dominate the changerooms with. Alas, I waited out the front in my car peaking like a tweaker waiting for someone to come to the gym and snuck in with them. It was either that or climb in through the roof. Sanity prevailed

I just double dosed some Pre-Workout and can't find my buzzer for the gym! Help!

I did, I was just agreeing with them in a less diplomatic was. Anyway, how does old mother hibberd go as a player?

See if you didn't have people on block the message would have made sense

Nah there was no sarcasm, I was referring to little stuie saying we weren't a destination club because nobody had publicly nominated us. He was serious

Now where a destination club- yes it happened overnight - we weren't one, and then a guy said to the media that he wanted to come here-and now we are one. How utterly [censored] ridiculous. God there are some moronic f!ogs in these here parts.

Why do you bother? He's already said he won't change his opinion. You're clearly dealing with a stubborn fool, isn't supporting the dees enough masochistic behaviour for one lifetime dc?

I would feel safer if his two best mates were better players..

And they can only get away with it on the goal line because it's more obvious if it's crossed the posts. Anything before the goal line- like a touched ball off a soccer kick is still inconclusive. It's funny that in a billion dollar industry that a review system is based off rewind then play at quarter speed lol. The umpires are part time, in a game that is the hardest to officiate, and the review system is primitive. It's only a matter of time before this kills someone in a massive game. But hey, as OD says, the pies are cheaper! Thank God for that hey?

Yep. Has to be conclusive to be overturned, it was anything but. While we're on that, the whole review system is a farce- the cameras don't shoot at a high enough frame rate to show any reply with any degree of accuracy - every replay is a blur and inconclusive. It's all just guesswork. Upgrade your cameras and review system AFL you tightarses

I'd be surprised if this is a luxury they only give to Jesse, problem is he is the big story and the media are using the visit to fuel speculation and keep the drama alive. I'm not worrying until it rolls into 2017 and there's no signature. Fwiw I'm very confident he loves it here and sees how [censored] great we are going to be and it's only a matter of time till he signs, and if not, well we take the juicy juicy compo and keep doing what we've done for the last 150 years and move on.

No it's good, let Oliver keep thinking he's no good and we can convince him no one else will give him a game and we can keep him for cheap!

After we win the flag and Hogan signs on for the next 12 years, gotchya

When did we sign Prestia?

That's probably fair.

I'm very confident that you're a muppet that is assuming Hogan's intent through your own interpretation

You don't push a talent like Jesse out the door.

I'm sure he'll stay as it looks like he is really enjoying himself at the club, but if he did leave I don't think it would be as devastating as I thought it would have been at the start of the year. We've seen how important it is for everyone in the team to be playing good football- with our recent success and Jesse down on form, a team can do just as well perhaps even better with an even contribution as opposed to relying on one dominating forward. It's about getting the mix right and as it stands right now Jesse's importance lies in drawing the best defender each week, while the role players are free to do what they like.

What's Jetta go at?

Quoting to have it on this page too!

Hittite someone in the back of the head is extreme dangerous. It is the true definition of a cowards punch, deserved to be flattened by Viney- he should get an award!

What's classier though? That hand pass or that Salem kick? Jones must be pinching himself. Stuck by all these years and we're finally coming up roses!

And some players want to be a part of the rise, see Nathan Jones- he was quite content with staying with a rabble and it wasn't about current success with him, it was about loyalty and being part of a solution. Like you alluded too, different players have different motivations, I think it's disrespectful assuming Hoges will leave because we aren't a top 4 side, or because the everyday retarded drunk down at the locallocal doesn't respect us. How about we worry about him resigning when we're in his last year of contract. That would be a good start. Stop being so paranoid. Put the beer down and step away from the curry