Jesse Christ

It's been a blast, 5 years guys Everyone I've ever had a disagreement with or rubbed the wrong way I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to, and everyone who's made me laugh (DA, Ethan, BBO, Biffen, rpfc) I love you guys. This is me, moving on. Adios muchachos, ladies Go you bloody demons!!

Black Mirror. That is all.

It's basically speed for gym. Gets you buzzing and you can put in a good workout. I use it for the leg press and stair master. It definitely isn't on the ASADA approved list though. It's a shame to hear you're out of touch with modern gym greeting protocol, a buzzer gets you into the gym when it's un-staffed, it's not a weapon to subdue and dominate the changerooms with. Alas, I waited out the front in my car peaking like a tweaker waiting for someone to come to the gym and snuck in with them. It was either that or climb in through the roof. Sanity prevailed

I just double dosed some Pre-Workout and can't find my buzzer for the gym! Help!

I did, I was just agreeing with them in a less diplomatic was. Anyway, how does old mother hibberd go as a player?

See if you didn't have people on block the message would have made sense

Nah there was no sarcasm, I was referring to little stuie saying we weren't a destination club because nobody had publicly nominated us. He was serious

Now where a destination club- yes it happened overnight - we weren't one, and then a guy said to the media that he wanted to come here-and now we are one. How utterly [censored] ridiculous. God there are some moronic f!ogs in these here parts.

Why do you bother? He's already said he won't change his opinion. You're clearly dealing with a stubborn fool, isn't supporting the dees enough masochistic behaviour for one lifetime dc?

I would feel safer if his two best mates were better players..

And they can only get away with it on the goal line because it's more obvious if it's crossed the posts. Anything before the goal line- like a touched ball off a soccer kick is still inconclusive. It's funny that in a billion dollar industry that a review system is based off rewind then play at quarter speed lol. The umpires are part time, in a game that is the hardest to officiate, and the review system is primitive. It's only a matter of time before this kills someone in a massive game. But hey, as OD says, the pies are cheaper! Thank God for that hey?

Yep. Has to be conclusive to be overturned, it was anything but. While we're on that, the whole review system is a farce- the cameras don't shoot at a high enough frame rate to show any reply with any degree of accuracy - every replay is a blur and inconclusive. It's all just guesswork. Upgrade your cameras and review system AFL you tightarses

No it's good, let Oliver keep thinking he's no good and we can convince him no one else will give him a game and we can keep him for cheap!

After we win the flag and Hogan signs on for the next 12 years, gotchya

When did we sign Prestia?

Quoting to have it on this page too!

Hittite someone in the back of the head is extreme dangerous. It is the true definition of a cowards punch, deserved to be flattened by Viney- he should get an award!

What's classier though? That hand pass or that Salem kick? Jones must be pinching himself. Stuck by all these years and we're finally coming up roses!

You will find none of my ideas are too silly, CBDees.

Replacement player/top up player; Daniel Cross. Get it done MFC

Parish is the type we need, Oliver, whilst he looks good, is the type we already have (reminds me a little of Vanders and Viney) Parish makes sense. I'm thinking its Parish at 3 and the best tall forward left at 7, or the best tall available at 3 and the best of the smaller types at 7. Either combination fills two gaps on the list, and I'd be happy with either. It won't be two mids because it's been proven season after season that apart from drafting, it's harder to attract tall forwards (in trades) than it is mids, and Jesse still needs a mate. Pedersen/Dawes are stop gap types who won't be around for long and the time is now to get a fresh faced forward.

Just let Jesse do the drafting for us if it keeps him happy, seriously he can even call out the names on draft night ,

Your improved attitude has not gone unnoticed. Well done

Question; when did we decide to go for pick 3? Did we actively decide to trade for pick 3 or did that idea come after GC showed interest in Howe? If it was after GC shown interest in Howe it could suggest pick 3 was not a target originally, but made sense seeing as the currency (with our pick 7) would be a logical trade. Obviously it didn't work out that way and GC still came to the party but the deal was done with other currency. Maybe gaining pick 3 wasn't on the agenda but was just a nice little benefit of Howe being a cheeky greedy man? Who knows, just a theory. Now that we have it we can take ANY player that we want and know wouldn't have lasted to our original first pick. FWIW I do hope it's Parish- he looks like that missing outside link our midfield needs. Of course it could be a tall who wouldn't have been available at our original pick and then the best option left for the midfield- either way it looks like we're set to get 2 players we desperately need to fill gaps and I'm excited about that.

I don't like his filthy bloodline, you just know it's only a matter of time until Bucks ambushes him on an oversees holiday and convinces him to join Pappie's old club!