Jesse Christ

It's been a blast, 5 years guys Everyone I've ever had a disagreement with or rubbed the wrong way I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to, and everyone who's made me laugh (DA, Ethan, BBO, Biffen, rpfc) I love you guys. This is me, moving on. Adios muchachos, ladies Go you bloody demons!!

Black Mirror. That is all.

Literally almost made me choke on a sandwich you scallywag!

When success comes I will not be humble about it, I shall turn into an arrogant and smarmy beast. I've waited too long for this opportunity, I shall bathe in the salty tears of our victims and display a level of elitism rarely seen.

Brilliant!

Anyone notice they can't see who's being quoted anymore? Sorry had to post this here as no need to start a thread about it..

Carlton, Collingwood and Essendon host on our ground before us. [censored] off!

And just like that I've left Vince out lol. This is getting harder

Jetta T.Mac Frost Hibberd O. Mac Hunt Lewis Viney Milkman Watts Hogan Petracca Kent Pederson Garlett OOliver Brayshaw, Stretch, Salem Gawn Jones Tyson Good mix of youth, pace and experience there. Sorry for bad formatting, Samsung galaxy is bad

How much to make finals?

Yeah, laugh all the way to the bank with your hand full of silver coins.. Making out like bandits with pick 88 and a pick probably in the 60s lol

Oh God, his mum looks like the I want to speak to the manager starter pack!

Heath Shaw- Western star butter, magpie wings, shore (ocean) Couldn't be. Could it?

Breaking news, Hawks trade whole team to facilitate JOM trade!

This one will morph into it. We're the first to welcome him.

Well, any concerns Hawks would convince Lewis to stay have just been dashed by them trying to ship him off to GC. Lewis rejecting it is the confirmation we needed. Welcome to the Demons, Jordan Lewis!

#destinationclub

They can take Garland too!

Nah if anything the spin will be he wanted out, and all we had to deal with was what they got. They would look way worse if they're left with a disgruntled player who doesn't want to be there. Got to give us some credit too- he came to us- they can take what we can reasonably offer or lie in their bed

Yeah but what have you got for us now?

It's basically speed for gym. Gets you buzzing and you can put in a good workout. I use it for the leg press and stair master. It definitely isn't on the ASADA approved list though. It's a shame to hear you're out of touch with modern gym greeting protocol, a buzzer gets you into the gym when it's un-staffed, it's not a weapon to subdue and dominate the changerooms with. Alas, I waited out the front in my car peaking like a tweaker waiting for someone to come to the gym and snuck in with them. It was either that or climb in through the roof. Sanity prevailed

I just double dosed some Pre-Workout and can't find my buzzer for the gym! Help!

I was taking the mickey, Mickey.

Depth

Rockliff, Viney, Lewis, Jones, Tyson.. Contested possession counter just broke!