Captain Jack Jordan

I initially thought I had it worked out .

We've ended their campaign for the last 4 or 5 seasons. And we'll do it again.They are a great home and away team.Really good at home with their own umpires and crowd.Not so good at the MCG.I'm glad they are up and about.

Things are certainly more sanitised than the old days. Things have gone from Deadwood to Disney.

Good theory .

Average town, low grade team, third grade umpiring. We wont be back for a year. Thanks for nothing. Enjoy eating your floaters-fished from the toilet.

She's umpleasant,pernickity, crotchety and deliberately over-dramatic.

Some clear learnings... Langdon is close to our most important link man/player. Tom McDonald offers versatility BBB and Weed do not have. We are too reliant on Petracca ripping a game apart in a quarter-which he has done for the past year. Bring back Salem!! Bedford is a gun and will be a part of the future. Beat Max -Beat Narmm May is the captain when the captain is busy. They took our aerial dominance away and ripped down the middle.

Musk was devastated when he chose us over SpaceX. He told Elon “ it’s not rocket science mate.”

Not even a pom would believe that .

Not even a pom would believe that .

We should be charging the other teams to play on the G . When we get better on field we may draw more support and get more leverage on these issues. I feel like our contribution to the MCG over the years has actually made us financially worse off while the MCG grows as a corporate entity. The MCG should recognize the intrinsic connection we have there and waive the fees. Or charge the others double .

Some here just don't do jokes . (make em or get 'em)

Ask Malcolm Turnbull- the next Liberal leader .

Hi -I'm Bob Brown . I love Julia and carbon tax. Did your dad beat you as a child?

Wonder how many times he's been defrauded by drug cheats? Nice guys don't always finish last. I hope he doesn't crash tonight.

Bill Hicks - freakin genius.

I like the idea that we could be a power club in the filth mould and start dictating to the AFL. Surely ,when Kaspersky and Melbourne want to "grow the brand" we could do a few home games in Moscow . If we have the right people in place then we would literally never lose -our Mafia friends would simply not allow it . The Russian for Pres 2020

Speaking of moon landings This is ground control to major Tom You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirt you'll wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

Good Beer !! Very Demons of you GV. I thought that bar in your garage might be for VB cans in which case it wouldn't matter if you only had a piece of MDF on some crates .

TS is a wonderful poet .