Captain Jack Jordan

I initially thought I had it worked out .

We've ended their campaign for the last 4 or 5 seasons. And we'll do it again.They are a great home and away team.Really good at home with their own umpires and crowd.Not so good at the MCG.I'm glad they are up and about.

Things are certainly more sanitised than the old days. Things have gone from Deadwood to Disney.

Good theory .

Average town, low grade team, third grade umpiring. We wont be back for a year. Thanks for nothing. Enjoy eating your floaters-fished from the toilet.

She's umpleasant,pernickity, crotchety and deliberately over-dramatic.

Some clear learnings... Langdon is close to our most important link man/player. Tom McDonald offers versatility BBB and Weed do not have. We are too reliant on Petracca ripping a game apart in a quarter-which he has done for the past year. Bring back Salem!! Bedford is a gun and will be a part of the future. Beat Max -Beat Narmm May is the captain when the captain is busy. They took our aerial dominance away and ripped down the middle.

Musk was devastated when he chose us over SpaceX. He told Elon “ it’s not rocket science mate.”

Maybe we should call Schwabby "Colonel Henry Blake " from now on. Anyone remember the MASH episode with the desk . "Nice desk Henry ,What is it Oak?" "Nope ,it's Oak".

Scully will miss that one with a knee.

I'll admit I was Naive . I thought he might stay . Ironic that we gave him the 31 2 mill cash in pocket plus another 4 over 6 years . He would be crazy to pass it up . What I haven't liked is the complaints leaked about China ,the administration ,the drinking culture etc. leaking to the media . Velocity sports is a scuzzy agency with a book full of no names . Good luck Tom- you're gonna need it when you wake up in hospital after Beamer flattens you . As far as the China trip goes- The smartest thing we have done off field ever .Only a young cashed up bogan would dispute it . Join Luke Power and every other washed up cast off ,the new kids and the senile coach for the biggest laugh in in sporting history . 2 million for 4 wins in two years is my prediction Scully will probably miss half the games as his knee degenerates

Bugsy Maloney Dana Scully Cant keep up .

Was Barney at the bar?

Pity we cant tap Sheedy or Scully's phone. Then we could end this thread. Does anyone know anyone low enough to do something like that in the name of news?