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Very Jaded

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Everything posted by Very Jaded

  1. This makes me so angry. We traded a 50 goal a year forward (for a combination of reasons which I support btw), and then gave up pick 6 for someone who wasn’t even in shape! I like May and I know why we traded for him, but FML how did the club not do their due diligence? Why did Goodwin not go meet with him during the trade period and tell him he has to come in to pre season raring to go. I mean what sort of a 27 year old footballer even needs to be told that? And he was a vice captain? Laughable stuff Our backline is an epic failure and the player we recruited and spent so much on to rectify that isn’t playing because he’s unfit. The mind boggles.
  2. This. Rawlings left to get Casey to a grand final, while our defence wouldn’t get us out of a wet paper bag.
  3. Totally spot on. We think that if we win every clearance we will win the game. This never happens. Teams have figured us out. Not only did we do nothing in pre season to rectify our defensive issues, we did nothing to prepare for 6-6-6 and we did not actively chase pace. We have got to be the slowest team in the league. Even a dime a dozen speedy half back flanker like Saad would do.
  4. Middle of the road? I miss middle of the road! We are dead set last. Welcome home Demons fans. Welcome home!
  5. Worst defensive side in the league.
  6. It really saddens me to say, but unless Jones can reinvent himself as a half back flanker, as Lewis did, I think he is done. Which is heartbreaking because nobody deserves to be around for our success* more than he does. *success unlikely
  7. Would it have hurt to wait until round 6 to give him an extension? Because right now we look pretty ordinary. Also unless Pert is doing a Schwabb and getting involved in football matters, his job has zero to do with our appalling form. He ain’t playing FB last time I checked.
  8. Players should always be supremely confident. So I have no issue with that. I have an issue with coming out after half time flat and devoid of any urgency.
  9. To be fair why the [censored] is he on a wing? He is slow and a below average kick. Why didn’t they move him to half back, especially with Lewis injured? God knows we need some leadership down there. The wings for us seem a wasteland for shitty or past it players. Or players we don’t know what to do with. See Tyson circa 2018.
  10. Both are average players. I don’t expect them to be world beaters. We should be a lot more concerned that TMac, Hibbo, Jones, Jetta and a whole host of other very good footballers have gone backwards or reached the end of their career at such rapid pace.
  11. I was sadly at the game. Can you repeat what he said?
  12. If that’s the case I blame Goodwin. All Roos did was instill defence in this team. What the [censored] happened???
  13. Frost on Buddy next week. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Buddy will kick 15-20 goals.
  14. There is a special place in hell for dirty cheating scum bags like Stringer. What he did to his partner is despicable, and no injury would be punishment enough for him. I sincerely hope he never experiences success again. Professionally or personally. Horrible piece of human filth. Now now, we gave up pick 6 for an unfit FB and KK. Don’t dismiss this move!
  15. Also why for the love of god did we go trade for Preuss and yet I’m seeing poor Weids getting slaughtered in the Centre bounces every week? That they were a man down for 3 quarters is even worse. We look slow, unfit and lost. As for the umpiring, blatant cheating.
  16. The players may love Goodwin, but a tactical mastermind he ain’t. We clearly spent no time this pre season working on the new 6-6-6 rule. It got to a point tonight where they made Fritsch stand at the very edge of the square so he can run to the backline as soon as the ball was bounced. Absolute goddamn geniuses in the box I tell you. Our defence is all at sea. We miss Lewis, and with Jetta and Hibbo badly out of form, let alone the trading of a fat unfit FB who so far got himself suspended and done a groin, we are not looking to improve anytime soon. Frost is a horrible horrible footballer and a total liability. OMac has no support. We are always out of position and out on our feet. Now let’s talk forwards. We appear to have none. None in form anyway. TMac is hopefully injured, because at this rate he should go back to defence. Trac is slow and fumbly. ANB is just a complete no. My biggest concern is our lack of pace. We are totally one dimensional. If we don’t win a clearance we are basically stuffed and have given away a goal. That’s a lot of pressure on the mids and is a completely stupid game plan. Goodwin said there are no more excuses. So let’s see if he can handle the pressure. He’s had a bloody dream run with Roos and making prelims last year. The honeymoon is over, and lucky for him he’s scored a new contract before proving that last year wasn’t a fluke. Right now, we look more like wooden spooners than finalists.
  17. [censored] cheating umps. Disgusting. Frost is a mother[censored] liability.
  18. Get more slow injured unfit defenders. Don’t worry about having any leg speed whatsoever.
  19. [censored]. This. What a goddamn joke.
  20. FML Neal Bullen and Frost are not even VFL level.
  21. Shiel is destroying us. Curtail him and I reckon we can win this. We still look miles off, but they worked hard this quarter and finally got some decent ball movement happening. Salem and Oliver are class.
  22. Stringer is the biggest piece of scum on this earth. I hope his foot blows up. Piece of [censored].
  23. How clever we are to give Goodwin another 3 years before he could prove that last year wasn’t a total [censored] fluke. Embarrasing.
  24. Rubbish. We are a [censored] disgrace. Welcome to the good old Melbourne.
  25. Jack Viney doesn’t look right. Running on his own. Not doing the fast run throughs. I’m concerned.

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