Jaded No More

Imagine if this soulless franchise wins a flag... quietest grand final ever. Their 13 fans must be stoked with their form. What a total joke these expansion clubs are!

Weekend away with my boyfriend for my birthday. So basically getting drunk and consuming my body weight in cheese. First birthday in 12 years where I get to look forward to finals. Thank you Dees!

Do I [censored] my pants every time he has the footy? Yes. Is he doing an amazing job shutting down some seriously good forwards? Hell yes. Am I excited to see him run rings around big butt Hawkins? Ohhhh yeah!!!

Frost has to take Hawkins. He is the key to winning them the game as I’m very confident we have their midfield covered.

Lewis smells finals and turns it up. He must be so incredibly bored by these meaningless Home and away matches. The man wants another medal and is playing like it. Harmes is in some sort of form. Dusty don’t argues while destroying opposition midfielders. I hope he kills Dangerfield that little turd. ANB did a great match winning job on Weitfield too.

I think if Tyson is out they’ll play Trac more in the middle which leaves a hole at half forward which I think Hannan can fill very well. I’m not against playing Spargo at all, but I want Hannan in. If Tyson is ok he will definitely play which makes it hard to fit in Hannan as well given Viney is an automatic in.

Was bloody good today

I’m a big fan of his but finals is another step up and he really does look tired. Plus physically he will struggle. Hannan is more dangerous playing up forward I think. If Spargo plays I won’t be upset I just think Hannan is better than him currently

Our lucky charm.... let’s hope he stays prime minister until October

In: Viney, Hannan Out: Kent and maybe Tyson. If not Tyson then I think Spargo out. Hannan should play finals. He is very dangerous around the goals.

Bloody beautiful. To go in with such good form and lots of players hitting their straps is bloody exciting. See ya in two weeks. Thanks for the great birthday present Dees!

Tyson with a wrist I think they said.

[censored] a duck. [censored] change. Injuries are just pissing me off so much this season JHK is just such a nothing addition.

It’s “we made finals so all you haters can go suck it” round.

To be fair we haven’t beaten many teams in the last 12 years and they did win 3 flags in that time.

Hell no. I think Geelong is the weakest side in the top 8. They wouldn’t have even made finals if their last two matches weren’t against 2 of the 3 worst teams in the comp at their home ground. We should have beaten them twice this season. A bit more experience and Gawn kicking straight and we win both. I look forward to the redemption of beating them in finals. I loath them and I want to play them more than anyone else. Hawthorn and Richmond scare the crap out of me. Geelong don’t.

I’m excited for today. I wonder if winning last week and releasing the pressure will see us play free flowing attacking footy, which is what we do best. Or whether we will retreat back into our shells because “we made finals already”.

[censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] I hate Hawthorn

Failmantle. Good for nothing garbage club. So, assuming Sydney win (Hawks looks shocking at the moment), who do we play if we lose and who do we play if we win? My head hurts trying to figure all this [censored] out again.

It’s not often that the MFC is more stable than the Australian government...

I'm surprised North have offered him a lifetime deal at $2m, such is their pathetic desperation to land a decent footballer.

But of course.... MFCSS is alive and well! How did Hibbo train?

If we do play in Sydney week 1, I suggest jumping in early to get flights. All the frequent flyers (me included), will be on the Qantas website trying to score freebies with points. The real question is, fly in fly out, or fly in, stay the night so you can drink post match, then fly out? Hopefully we win on Sunday and get to play at the G.

When Nev Jetta is trying to talk aggressively to you, you don't just simply try to leave. Have some respect for Lord Neville!

Agreed. The number of times this never gets paid in Melbourne's favour when an opposition player does that, is shocking too.