Jaded No More

Need to compose ourselves and get the win. They are a man down so we must capitalize.

[censored] right off umpire. What an absolute bunch of wankers.

Need Gawn back in the middle. He rests and we struggle to get clearances.

How’s the push on Weideman?! Not paid of course. Disgrace.

Lol at that Hannan kick. Bit rusty mate. Nice touch of Jonesy signaling the armband then.

He is the biggest potato going around. Looks like Jenkins but plays like Jane if Jane had one leg. Because Jane is no potato!

Oscar you need to face the ball my friend. I really can’t stress this enough.

TMac down back. Had to happen. Backline was some sort of stick taped mess of NQRs. At least TMac is a big body with some defensive experience.

Harmes on Walker. Inspirational move. God I hate Walker. Such a [censored].

Smith is sore. Has he ever played a full AFL game without being injured?

Gawn to Melbourne is the equivalent of a 10 dating a 2 because she’s “nice”

And the wheels are off

We are totally [censored] if we keep letting Adelaide get the ball inside 50 because our backline is trash today.

No. Just very slippery.

How many years has Garlett not been able to kick set shots?! I feel he’s had 92460 years playing AFL.

We have no backline. Who replaces Fritsch down back? They got Stretch in there too now. Desperate times.

I heard that and Dad and I nearly choked on our tea. You can’t be underrated if you just aren’t rated.

Defense is in the toilet. No wonder given no Lever May Jetta Salem and Hore.

Any risk our defenders get near an opponent today?!

FML Spargo!

#chaosfootball

Hate these dumb games. Sadly we play better here than at the G

A behind. Another wonderful display of goal kicking.

Well thank god. Better a dodgy kebab than an injury. Our entire structure is faaarked now. Lucky this season is irrelevant now.

Now Salem out for Weid. What the [censored]?!