Jaded No More

Half time analysis: we are doing well but poor goal kicking is letting them back in it. And of course nice cheating umpiring. May on one leg is a real real issue. Our backline will not cope if Geelong get going in the middle.

Ok I’m going to put the phone down now. Super proud of this club and what we have become and achieved this year. Good luck and CARN THE MIGHTY DEES 💙❤️

I’m not there. I was asking those who are. I’m on the couch [censored] myself.

How is the crowd in terms of Melbourne v Geelong split?

JJ sub.

God damn Basil Zemplis 🤮

Channel 7 said Jones not in the side. I did see Melksham get off the bus. Potential sub?

Nervous breakdown o’clock is upon us.

I’ve reached vomit levels of stress. Why is this day going so [censored] slowly???

I’m a lot calmer now after a few wines

Shiraz is the answer to both. Dessert will be champagne if we win. Vodka from the bottle if we lose.

I was more calm watching the rain forecast on my wedding day (spoiler alert: it rained) than I am waiting for this damn game to start.

What makes Norf such an unappealing target for players? Is it that they are a poor club who won the wooden spoon?

Hey @Demonlandhas this week been a record for new members signing up to the forum? I assume 90% of them are bloody Western Australians looking for grand final tickets, but still... the server has *knock on wood* done very well!

It's not a Demonland party until DD shows up half tanked and tells us all he loves us.... and then 10 minutes into the game tells us all he hates the team and they suck.

Move Mouse app in the windows app store... thank me later.

It's 3pm. Officially time to put the work laptop away and pour a glass of wine. I'll occasionally move the mouse so work thinks I'm around... but we all know I haven't been around since 6pm last night.

Welcome to the grand final Port Absolute joke of a state.

I thought it was odd not to replace Parfait with another like for like midfielder. The question is, who comes out to replace Narkle. Is it a tall due to injury, or will they just make a change with the sub?

Simpson out with concussion?… must be a hardcore sleeper

Can confirm my work training session is as pleasant as watching Christ Scott press conference post a win. #whywontthisdayendalready

I also think that states with less Covid are seeing slower vaccinations uptake which makes sense. We have huge urgency in Victoria and NSW.

I want to be calmly drunk come game time... not dead!

I just got a reminder that I have a webex training seminar today on system integration.... how drunk is too drunk to attend a work meeting?.... asking for a friend?