Jaded No More

I am so happy for Kosi!

Kosi > Melbourne

Melksham turning it on this quarter.

Gawn is a liability. He’s not fit.

Doesn’t help that we are missing the best clearance player in the game.

Why? He was one of the best naturally talented players I ever had the pleasure of watching. Just because his career ended badly doesn’t mean we shouldn’t recognize the really happy moments he brought us at a time where there was very little to smile about as a Melbourne supporter.

Literally even after 12 cans he would still be the best forward out there.

Are you [censored] serious? He got belted in the stomach 100m off the ball.

Kosi’s random brilliance is the only thing keeping us alive

I can’t see how we win this. Our midfield is embarrassing. Oliver is so clearly the glue that holds us together.

Everyone is standing still ball watching. Tackle FFS

But that’s not his fault. He is playing the role he’s being asked to play which is clearly the TMac role.

BB is playing well. It’s not his fault we don’t have a player in the team who can hit him on the goddamn chest when he’s leading at the ball…

The like for like is uncanny. Although to be fair he’s done an Ok job on Aliir

Kosi is the only thing keeping me from poking my eyes out

Petracca needs to pull a finger out

I am so over this game

What a nice freebie from the umpire.

What is May’s deal? Worst defender today.

Yep is his knee buggered or is he not interested?

No Oliver no Melbourne

May is in some putrid form

Big trouble here if Lever is out. We look woeful. Oliver is so far ahead of any of our other players it’s not even funny. He makes everyone better. Especially Trac!

We look disinterested

We look worlds away from the side that won the flag last year. We are slow, indecisive, poor by foot.