Jaded No More

I [censored] hate Hawthorn. Bunch of dirty cheats. Crush them!

I was obviously referring to people who CAN come today but CHOOSE not to.

Obviously. We brought in Tomlinson. Where else would Smith play?

Lol Dogs are soft as butter. They are the least reliable final contender. They’ll go straight out in September.

The AFL is an amateur organization run by a bunch of incompetent clowns. They take no accountability and they do nothing to change their clearly flawed systems and processes.

If you don’t turn up today and choose to watch on tv instead (and you’re in Melbourne obviously), then shame on you. Final home game of the year. In the race for top 4. Captain Max playing his 200th. Weather is mild. Don’t be the sort of Melbourne supporter everyone laughs about. Turn up, make noise, and let’s bury those Hawks!

You know it 😂

Taking the dog for a walk always calms the nerves. Win today and the double chance is ours and we are up to our eyeballs in this premiership race.

Absolutely disgraceful. The AFL is a corrupt, incompetent, joke of an organization.

Once again crucial results decided by goal umpires being piled on by 9 players and goal line technology proudly brought to you by Nokia 3310

That is not good vision once again. It’s definitely not showing me a touch or spike on edge. Pathetic from the AFL. What an amateur league.

Was that really a behind?

Adelaide are gonna be scary next year. The way they’re running this game out. Ooof

Let’s hope so. He’s dangerous and also insufferable

This is why you’re my PA. Elite work.

Happy for Saints fans. They’re going off. I know the joy of beating Geelong and experiencing success.

Can we trade Grundy for Marshall? What a gun.

The fact Pies only win in a month has been by 8 points over this Geelong side that the Saints are dominating right now is a worry* *a worry to those who put their house on a Pies flag

I’m frankly shocked they’re still hanging around the 8. But credit to them.

Goodnight and goodbye Cats. I have long dreamt of your death, but I never imagined your demise would taste this delicious. May you never win another game for as long as I live. The stage is yours @rpfc

And that won’t happen again. GWS need to win to secure a finals spot. Carlton coming off two hard games. GWS coming off a bye playing Essendon.

Paging my assistant @rpfc Please prepare Geelong eulogy ready if they lose tonight.

And we know Carlton are sniffing up our butts for the double chance. We have to win and win well. Not to mention it would be embarrassing to lose in Gawn’s 200th.

Carlton coming off two hard close games. GWS off a training run with Green rested in the last quarter. Good luck to Carlton.