Jaded No More

Read the room. Nobody likes Melbourne. Sydney are brave. Maynard is a hero. Carlton will win the flag.

I could not have been more vocal about my rage towards this pathetic system. It is a literal piece of garbage someone is filming on their handycam they purchased from Ted’s in 1987 to make a porno. A pre schooler with $30 can go to JB Hifi and do better. I just like the full circle irony of life. And football.

I’d almost be upset if it didn’t happen to Sydney who deserved to lose on a flawed goal review system.

So we go a man down without Gus? Cool idea. Bamboozle them. I dream of premiership defender Petty making an appearance in our forwardline next week 😭

3. Have a forwardline with, wait for it, forwards

Hopefully we learnt this yesterday!

The Nokia 3310 says yes?

VCR working over time

It would be ironic if they lose on a dodgy score review

How so? Sounds unlikely.

Their lawyer has already got him off and 3 Brownlow votes.

Bowey is a gun. Laurie is maybe well not

They’re like Collingwood supporters but their jobs allow them to dabble in slightly higher quality drugs.

Can I pre order the dvd?

Not win. Let’s not go that far. Make it and lose by 1 point because they missed Maynard. To Melbourne. SUCK IT!

Firstly I wasn’t referring to you. It may have started as a footy action but it resulted in a horrible injury, which as you say should carry consequences. Secondly I haven’t seen anyone suggests what Gus suffers from. All I’ve ever said is that Gus’ fiancé buried her dad due to head injuries and her mother is suing the AFL. Both of which are on record. And you are right, anxiety and depression and a whole host of other mental health issues are more often than not totally unrelated to head trauma, and many people live with those awful conditions but have never copped so much as a ball to the head in a game of backyard cricket. But it has been proven that repeated head trauma can lead to both of those things sadly. Shane Tuck and Spud Frawley are the saddest examples of this.

We can but I don’t think we will. A week for that is pretty right. It was definitely not a necessary action, and McStay had to go to the rooms for an assessment. I’d give him a trophy if he did it to Cox tho. Wasn’t worth it on McStay, he’s a spud.

Or Carlton Or Brisbane Up the Saints! 😂

I mean they do create them… by taking marks and leading and not missing the lot from 25m out 🫠

Can we kick goals when we are angry? Asking for my sanity

With our luck, Clarry will get sunburnt and subbed off 3 minutes into the game.

We’ve not cracked over 87 points in the last 3 weeks and that was with Melksham. And Roo. And neither are playing next week. God help us if there is so much as one drop of rain or a slight breeze next Friday. You think Pies defended well, wait until we try to get 80 inside 50s against Carlton for 2 behinds.

It’s just me commentating on the quality of opposition fans we are going to have to endure two weeks running. Fun times.

I can’t wait to lose to this [censored] mob next week. Nothing better than going from one bunch of meth head inbred fans to the next.