Very Jaded

We need a big quarter to improve our percentage. This can’t be another typical fourth quarter lay down and die.

Kosi Fritta and Roo missing sitters. Normal programming has resumed 😂

Shame about the goal kicking

Backline is having a mare. May needs to pull the finger.

Yuck. Wash your mouth out. He hasn’t ducked for frees.

I love him. He’s got spice.

Can’t complain about this half. Love Roo what a star he will be. Everything we wanted Watts and Weideman to be. Rivers into middle fantastic. And love the games from Kolt and Windsor. They’ll be players. May looks to have aged a decade since last week 🫠

I would pay millions for Waterman. Killing May on one leg.

Seems fine. He’s on the bench just took some pain killers and is running the boundary. Chatting to the doctors.

Should be a 50 for Judd getting hit in the guts. Joke umpiring.

Got written off 1 game in. Demonland is so great.

It’s absolutely horrible. Like a terrible 90s doof track.

Poor kid JJ 2.0 edit: Waterman is playing

He didn’t attend any because he isn’t a member. The last time he attended finals was 2018 when we played Hawks and Geelong.

There’s a few people on the train already I think given the free kids entry and the activities and the weather, the turnout will be quite good. Parents are desperate for things to do on school holidays that don’t cost a thousand dollars. Trust me.

I’m taking two kids today, god help me But more importantly, good luck charm husband is also going so… put your house on Melbourne* *gamble responsibly

Pakenham lines are actually running today, so that’s a win already 🙄

1. COLLINGWOOD *daylight* 2. GEELONG *several daylights* 3. Brisbane 4. Carlton 5. Port 6. All remaining clubs

A late out with soreness again? Told he will be sub? Forgot this sunscreen?

I second this!

Eat a bag of [censored] Pies

He’s on the wrong side of 30 and not a regular in the side. I have no qualms if he wants to go and I hope we facilitate a trade. I rather try and push Tmac to stay on another year.

Such a ridiculous comment Defensive forwards are very important in today’s game where most teams have an intercept defender. Lever, Moore, Andrews, these types of guys can absolutely win games. Having someone to mind them is critical in not only allowing your forwards to mark the ball, but in stopping the opposition from starting attacking chains from half back.

With Moore and Maynard playing, it's almost a certainty that someone from Essendon will get injured

Who knows. I hate all teams except Melbourne on different scales. Perhaps it's the team you hate least?